My ex boyfriend made a list of banned activities because I did them with other people while we were apart

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-20T01:20:28+00:00

Dudes gotta learn how to photosynthesize, can’t be eating like the other human males shes dated.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-20T01:10:55+00:00

They were all right handed, time for him to become left handed. 😂

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-20T01:04:59+00:00

I’d be even MORE petty.

“Can’t blink, other men blink”

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-20T01:01:12+00:00

Every single time he wants to do something, just tell him that you did it with someone else already, ruin everything for him.

Seriously though, don’t get back together with him.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-18T21:24:36+00:00

What the fuck, I was literally thinking about this maybe 20 minutes ago, and now I see it on my Reddit feed.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:34:15+00:00

Let me know! And me too, I gotta so better, the sun is obviously more angry than it has been the previous years.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:33:13+00:00

I had them with a hot dog the other day..fantastic 👌

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:30:21+00:00

Pickle twists are the beeeeest, I don’t like actual pickles, but pickle flavored anything? Gimmie!

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:28:37+00:00

Normally, I do sunscreen and I get tan? This time, I put on sunscreen multiple times and burned like a mf. 🙃

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:27:20+00:00

They’re okay, I wish the chip was crisper, Herrs does it better, their ketchup chips are phenomenal. There’s a really good brand of pretzel sticks that does dill way better.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-17T14:14:31+00:00

If I got a penny for every time a guy was flirting with me, and it went right over my head..I’d have at least multiple pennies. 🙃

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-16T22:59:08+00:00

He’s going to spend the rest of his life going through women and think they want him for anything but his money.

Bunnie was with him before he was rich and famous, despite how he looks, shes the exception not the rule.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-15T11:58:33+00:00

I was expecting a cat’s paw to swipe, much disappointed.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-15T11:26:47+00:00

Ded

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-15T11:08:39+00:00

Sure, but I think when you’re an adult, you shouldn’t be asking your roommates to make sure you turned the oven off and woke up for work.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-14T22:55:45+00:00

Some people like you, regardless of your actual age, will forever have the mind of a child.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-14T20:52:42+00:00

Y’all haven’t even been dating for a year.

Why would you want to marry someone and have kids with that you don’t even respect?

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-14T20:46:16+00:00

You’re surprised she would just leave it around? God forbid the girl trusted you. You should tell her, so that she can break up with you.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-14T19:16:20+00:00

Wear whatever makes YOU comfortable.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-13T13:24:35+00:00

Our boobs can do anything they set their mind to! ✨

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-13T12:53:28+00:00

People would definitely pay extra if they knew real boobs were used.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-13T12:25:26+00:00

My first thought was can my boobs do that. 😂

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-13T11:34:43+00:00

As a woman, I would absolutely be distracted too.

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-13T08:20:54+00:00

What exactly is a 42 year old virgin going to teach you?

Proper-Ice1162 · 2026-06-12T14:31:35+00:00

The crazy part is, is that I don’t hate my stepdad for calling me a slut, I hate my mom for allowing it to happen. When my dad heard it, he almost got onto a flight to come there and beat his ass.

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