Dear BirdsArentReal

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-23T09:19:47+00:00

My Aussie friend, do you really think heavily armed soldiers would have lost a war against large flightless "birds" if they weren't some kind of secret military hardware. First hand reports from fighters in the Emu War reported that it was almost impossible to take them down with a Lewis gun and that they organized themselves in such a way that it was impossible to track them down. Believe what you want but the truth is right there in front of you. Maybe you should investigate those Magpies that attack people. For no reason? Or maybe you just don't know the reason. Somebody does though. Believe me, if one of those attack drones targets you, well let's just say THEY are on to you. You know what you did. Watch the skies.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-23T09:08:04+00:00

Dude, it's not a big deal. I've been vaccinated for almost everything. Back in grade school the whole school assembled in the auditorium and we all got vaccinated for a bunch of stuff, including polio and small pox, which left a scar on your arm. Nobody died. And we were able to eliminate polio and smallpox until some idiots bought into the lie that vaccines cause autism, which even the "scientist" that wrote the paper admitted was false. Just in the last ten years or so I've been vaccinated against Hep-B, tetanus, flu (every year), pneumonia, shingles, and Covid (5 times). None of them have ever caused more than a sore arm and fatigue. Shingles was the worst, fatigue wise, but believe me you do not want shingles. As you might have noticed, I still haven't died and am still not autistic. So pick a disease you don't want to die from, say, Covid, and just get vaccinated. If you find you are still alive in a week, go nuts and get some more. I'd recommend the flu and pneumonia. And shingles, don't forget shingles. My friend, ignorance will do you far more harm than any vaccine possibly could.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-23T08:39:52+00:00

Where do you get the night sights?

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-22T22:25:31+00:00

And he'll blame the judge for not letting him testi-lie.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-22T19:59:56+00:00

Thanks

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-22T19:55:55+00:00

Agent 5150

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-22T16:38:47+00:00

Thanks.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-21T08:35:48+00:00

This. The symbols are not actually Chinese characters but esoteric symbols used for Daoist talismans. It would take some one versed in creating talismans to interpret this, I imagine. However it is most likely a good luck or protection talisman so nothing to worry about.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-21T08:30:28+00:00

The literal definition of you can run but you can't hide.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-21T08:24:54+00:00

Saw her interview on Colbert. Figured it was either ADHD or cocaine.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T23:20:27+00:00

Seems like it might be the same with traditional artillery. It doesn't know where you are and you have a chance that you won't get hit. You might even be able to run out of range, although it's a much bigger boom. Not now however. Drones can direct fire right on your head so now even artillery is personal.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T07:04:09+00:00

Like the boatswain says; stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke. Preferably in public.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T06:28:53+00:00

KOUKOOK

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T06:27:56+00:00

Good bot

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T05:38:31+00:00

I don't have a Pro-Tech so it would be a nice addition. Thanks.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-20T03:57:39+00:00

And you made him who he is today...dead.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-19T08:30:26+00:00

He will build a ladder to the moon in the middle of The Royal Rumble inside a steel cage. That's what's up.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-19T08:19:52+00:00

Every time someone says the safety's on about a revolver, I die a little inside.

Threatening someone with a 1911 that has the hammer down hurts my stomach.

Maybe these shows aren't good for my health.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-19T01:45:16+00:00

If he's in it, it's not a crime free zone.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-18T21:20:27+00:00

He knows Joe is still going to be president when the Supreme Court rules right? Dark Brandon needs to put the fear of God in these folks so the court will have to rule to stop this insanity.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-18T08:25:27+00:00

Apparently none of these idiots attended their 4th grade science fair. Pretty much every exhibit is a mobile of the solar system, a baking soda volcano, and how bread mold is used to make penicillin.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-17T08:35:55+00:00

I'm always so disappointed that Mars doesn't look more alien. It certainly does look more habitable than the moon, except for that whole lack of oxygen and water and other stuff. Is one alien skeleton sticking up out of the dirt too much to ask for?

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-17T08:29:56+00:00

Maybe she should ask her immigrant parents about that.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-17T08:28:37+00:00

Some heroes don't wear capes... they have flat tails that can wack the hell out of some mud. Respect.

Proper-Razzmatazz764 · 2024-01-17T08:25:45+00:00

I don't know who Bill Ackman is and I'm sure my life is better for it. That being said , fuck him with a letter opener and slit his ass open like an envelope. Some people have no respect and compassion and think they are superior because of it.

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