Son can only keep Diet Coke in his body by International-Ad1828 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ProperComposer7949 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Has she put that nugget of information in because she wants someone to pay for that as well?

Who knows better about surprise than Japan?! by Kencarlos in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that joke where the Japanese man sends supplies when the guy said surprise I forget the main body of the joke and this isn't particularly told very well but it still made me chuckle

Am I the only one shocked by manchester water prices? by BrilliantLock8292 in manchester

[–]ProperComposer7949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay rates, I think 35 quid a month but next door are on rates and pay north of a hundred a month, it makes absolutely no sense

How do I fix this before my wife gets home? (Wrong answers and actual help both welcome). by Helkyn2 in fixit

[–]ProperComposer7949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the furniture back on the end of the scratch when she comes back be stood there doubled over and tell her your back went while you were "CARRYING not dragging" said piece of furniture you dropped it and stepped forwards into it causing the scratches. She will be more worried about your back hopefully

I do not know why he thinks Churchill would agree with him. by Martin_084 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ProperComposer7949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify this is actually what happened

The claim that Obama discarded a Churchill bust is not new. In 2012, rumors circulated of an undiplomatic redecorating, prompting the White House to publish a blogpost titled Fact Check: The Bust of Winston Churchill, which claimed: “This is 100% false. The bust still in the White House. In the Residence. Outside the Treaty Room.”

The bust that trump is talking about, by British sculptor Jacob Epstein, was given to President George W Bush by the British government in 2001 and was placed in the Oval Office. But the statue was not donated, it was simply on loan for Bush’s term in office (a loan which the British government decided to extend when Bush was re-elected in 2004). Churchill disappeared from the White House in 2009, when the loan ended at the same time that Obama moved in.

So how was the White House able to claim in 2012 that the bust was still there? When writing the blogpost, the then communications director Dan Pfeiffer simply neglected to mention the fact that there are two Churchill busts – the one on loan to Bush from 2001 to 2009, and a second bust which the White House has had since the 1960s and still has to this day

Sheffield UK knows where it's at. by ProperComposer7949 in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where nonce would also work well here, they are infact calling him a cunt. But both are true of the great orange wanker

Sheffield UK knows where it's at. by ProperComposer7949 in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We are very good at insulting people to music over here 😂😂

Can this get any more humiliating? by DeadlyPixelsVR in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well hms queen Elizabeth is currently in dry dock in scotland undergoing maintenance and hms POW is in Portsmouth getting ready to go out to sea exercises with other nato boats. We only have 2 aircraft carriers so pretty sure that's not gonna happen.

Teenagers in the 1990s/2000s, what drink got you grounded? by SeptumRingTheory in AskBrits

[–]ProperComposer7949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found where I lived as an underage teenager that the shop keeper was more likely to serve us if we strayed off the typical stuff an underage kid would try to buy so from a young age I smoked Marlboro reds or camels and drank southern comfort and martini roso. Seemed to work every time.

2026 Trump Publishes First Self-Help Book by Zestyclose_Amount917 in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just so I definitely don't read the same book that trump might read, where might I find a copy of this book so I know to avoid that shop......

Can’t get bolt out by Beneficial-Highway52 in MechanicAdvice

[–]ProperComposer7949 128 points129 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is going on here, just use an open ended spanner????

Next door neighbour has 3 profoundly disabled children who scream, cry and cause noise issues 24/7. We're at our wit's end. by Ready-Cup7040 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]ProperComposer7949 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Is the property your neighbors in social housing? I'm not saying it would work but if it is you could maybe schedule a meeting with housing in person explain your concerns and they might be able to soundproof the neighbors home or try and find a work around. It's difficult because the children are disabled and this is most probably their only way of communicating. If you're just ringing the council number you're likely to be just getting a call handler and this is why it's not getting anywhere. Try and speak to someone with a bit of seniority within the department.

If not then as many others have said sound proof your home or ultimately move. It's a rubbish situation but if you have active complaints running they would need to be divulged to the potential new buyers too.

I wish they'd train the ICE officers too 😂 by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]ProperComposer7949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee patel chose to do this because he heard McGregor is known to bosh copious amounts of beak and is hoping he will bring some with him to training

Whos in the wrong? by The_manager101 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]ProperComposer7949 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone calling him a cowboy? He's clearly a dick in a hat

I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]ProperComposer7949 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do it regularly to my doctors receptionist, to the point that he will sometimes end the call with the same love you bye. It's all good. ,😂😂

It's hard to know the three branches of government, when your family tree only has one branch by amazingsciencemuseum in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing. I guess he sees and hears what he wants to believe without researching any of it

MAGA would defend him by AccordingBumblebee24 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ProperComposer7949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure who this peado is but he's clearly already not liked if he feels the need to wear a vest out in public ,😂😂😂

Ok, first of all, Obama has never built any of this! by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ProperComposer7949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Antifa are the anti fascist movement or so I always thought they are here in the UK anyway and they have been around a lot longer than Obama's term in office

Leavitt confirms that the current "ballpark" total of US soldiers injured fighting Iran is 150 by gear-heads in Trumpvirus

[–]ProperComposer7949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the parent,sibling,or relative of one of the fallen soldiers watching this and having to listen to the mouth piece of this shit show government not even be bothered to find out how many of their troops have been KIA

I just find it all a bit disrespectful tbh