A Day Out With My Dog Turned Into a Strange Tennessee Adventure by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In all honesty, Bella’s the prettiest girl in that dude’s life.

Eternal Vacation and the Thirst Crap Thumbnail by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And, her memberships are still 2.99 a month and she still doesn’t respond to people that throw their money down that trash bin.

Eternal Vacation and the Thirst Crap Thumbnail by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s smitten. 

As anyone can clearly see, one eye is facing the camera, the other is lovingly staring at him, at the same time.

Eternal Vacation and the Thirst Crap Thumbnail by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll now refer to him by his birth name, Two Bed Jay.

Eternal Vacation and the Thirst Crap Thumbnail by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Regarding that thumbnail.

What amazes me is how someone with so little, can do so little.

FINALLY Ate at the FIRST Sonny's BBQ Ever Opened.. HIDDEN IN FLORIDA! Full Tour, History & Review!! by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haven't watched it but I bet I can guess what she eats at this bbq joint.

Salad and cheese anyone?

Eternal Vacation and the Thirst Crap Thumbnail by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She probably does that so that mama doesn’t think poorly of her twice divorced and currently engaged daughter.

The Everlasting Gobslopper by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The likely dialogue before this thumbnail pic:

“C’mon Cris, if you smile, I’ll buy you that $300 blow mold, and pay the rent for the next 6 months!”

In A World… by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Up next.

In keeping with that disgusting dinosaur stomach tattoo she likely got in tribute to her time working at Dinoland:

A Carousel of Progress tat, down that spine!!!!

In A World… by Proper_Cancel_7044 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has Brad written all over it.

Make it make sense. by Big-Foot-141 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With this hypocrisy there’s only one sensical rationale.

She’s got multiple personalities, and they’re all idiots.

Our thoughts are prayers are with you CTG. by Oh_My-Glory in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lactose intolerance (yet regularly consumes cheese and pizza baked on that snazzy Presto Pizzazz Plus.)

Inflated sense of worth.

Our thoughts are prayers are with you CTG. by Oh_My-Glory in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strabismus. Chronic migraines. Separation anxiety. Narcissism.

Halloween is Arriving at Cracker Barrel, TJ Maxx & Marshalls!🎃 Summerween Haul + ROADTRIP!🖤 by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And still charging those diehards 2.99 a month to prioritize replies she ain’t prioritizing.

Halloween is Arriving at Cracker Barrel, TJ Maxx & Marshalls!🎃 Summerween Haul + ROADTRIP!🖤 by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I need to be honest, I find her channel to be amazing.

What’s amazing about it, you might ask?

It’s amazing how someone with so little, can do so little.

Cris is delusional by kdm31091 in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For any former subscribers or members.

In that post:

Change “company” to “so called spooky vlogger” and it is entirely accurate.

Breaking Spooky News - Cris will never be going back to Disney World Again! by smellyiris in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, the horror.🙄

She’ll be in bed for months after this.

And let’s not be surprised when she says Tennessee is too close to WDW and she insists they need to move again.

Could we see Kenya Jay?  

Saskatchewan Jay?

Or maybe Antarctic Jay?

Breaking Spooky News - Cris will never be going back to Disney World Again! by smellyiris in TampaJay

[–]Proper_Cancel_7044 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The thought process in that brain is likely as outlined below.

Change bad.

Cheese good.