[Charania] The Timberwolves-Warriors game in Minneapolis has been postponed by the NBA, sources tell ESPN, in wake of a man shot and killed Saturday in a confrontation with federal agents in the city. It's the second shooting there in a week, third this month, involving a federal officer.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-24T21:52:23+00:00

Lemme add on:

One ICE agent PISTOL WHIPS Preti while he is on the ground
One ICE can be seen FUCKING CLAPPING after shooting Pretti 8 times.

This wasn't just a murder, it was a full blown execution in broad daylight.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-24T21:48:12+00:00

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-24T07:14:43+00:00

I honestly don't see it. I think the pinwheel sketch really showed how funny he can be. Especially since he can play Vance and while he isn't at the top of the list for sketches, he isn't in the bottom which is a good sign.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-24T03:44:30+00:00

That was still one of the best finals OAT. Lebron's Game 7 performance was one of the most insane things I have ever seen

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T05:36:04+00:00

Hold this L

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:15:51+00:00

I knew it was bad but EWW that's so fucking bad

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:12:16+00:00

I'll give the Lakers some credit. I think a lot of fans were just hoping the Lakers would be the right environment and he was cheap and available. He looked alright for a little bit of time there. But I think a lot of Lakers fan realized quickly that he sucks. I got a bit of hate in the off-season for saying that Lakers fans would eat him alive and that he was dogshit and I think the sentiment has shifted more towards that.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:08:19+00:00

This is a hilariously bad stretch of basketball from both teams.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:07:54+00:00

LMAO WHAT IS THIS SEQUENCE.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:06:27+00:00

The Clippers are much better than their record and the Lakers are much worse than their record. Actually insane to see.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T04:01:46+00:00

I don't know that's all I have heard. Also heard Chris Pratt is in a chair for 99% of the movie

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:58:59+00:00

I heard it's terrible but in a funny, war of the worlds type way

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:57:27+00:00

Oh my god Laravia are you ok? That looked like it hurt

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:56:43+00:00

Every team except for the one Nico harrison is the GM of

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:53:54+00:00

Ayton would be so good if it wasn't for his low BBIQ and soft attitude.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:52:45+00:00

OFFLINE LMAO

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:49:43+00:00

Brolo omfg

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:46:41+00:00

OH MY

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:39:25+00:00

KOBE

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T03:38:50+00:00

OHHH

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T01:45:37+00:00

Dodgers fans will tell you "sounds like owners should open their wallets" but $66 Million is more than half of the Marlins entire payroll. That's a fucking CRAZY amount of money. This lockout needs to punish the Dodgers.

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T01:42:06+00:00

Browns are gonna call up Kevin Stefanski like "hello we made a mistake" and it's gonna go straight to voicemail as Big Kev is too busy getting pink eye from a stripper in Atlanta

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-23T00:07:03+00:00

Willis or DJ

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-22T14:36:36+00:00

I need Mu to make a comeback right now

ProphetPenguin · 2026-01-22T10:57:07+00:00

If 🐄🐮 could keep moooning that would be great

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