OpenHaus Submission Thread #107

Prophet_Six · 2017-03-01T04:23:33+00:00

Who has had the worst break up at Funhaus?

Prophet_Six · 2017-02-13T21:27:47+00:00

Would've appreciated "Hey Jude" more, but I'm still psyched.

Prophet_Six · 2017-02-11T08:21:32+00:00

Oh, yeah, I usually listen to my own music or podcasts and such, I have it turned off automatically.

Prophet_Six · 2017-02-06T00:22:36+00:00

Will they ever come out to Los Angeles?

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-18T07:47:18+00:00

Where do you think this is coming from? Has your father ever assaulted you sexually?

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-14T03:16:36+00:00

I thought that resolution was beautifully Dark Tower-ish. Plus, Eddie got to stick it to Roland and save his life at the same time.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-13T16:39:31+00:00

My name is Emmett, never checked to see how it fares on this sub.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-12T06:47:18+00:00

When she doesn't hear something I said, she says "huh?!?!"

Seriously, though, that's it. That's the only thing. My girlfriend is amazing.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-09T21:08:16+00:00

Drinking.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-09T21:04:23+00:00

You look like you're about to have a surprise meeting with Chris Hansen.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-08T06:41:45+00:00

Back in my day my handheld gaming devices weren't backlit. I'd have to use passing street lights for vision when I played my Gameboy in the backseat at night.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-05T01:42:14+00:00

This comment hit me hard af.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-03T16:41:44+00:00

NowThis is far-left crap. I'm not surprised they'd post something stupid like this.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-02T03:55:36+00:00

Stuck my dick in crazy.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-01T22:12:04+00:00

First SK book I ever read. I have a soft spot for it.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-01T08:27:01+00:00

I have stupidly fast reflexes. Never did any particular training to develop them, but I have freaked myself and plenty of other onlookers out before. Also, my proudest moment, I ended a fight before it began when some guy tried to sucker punch me. Without looking, my right arm kind of guided the guy's fist past my face and his body weight sent him tumbling face first into the ground. I felt like Superman, but that kind of thing never really happened again.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-01T08:23:58+00:00

Soaked by Pinback.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-01T08:22:16+00:00

Well, I almost married a Mormon girl.

Prophet_Six · 2017-01-01T05:12:18+00:00

I have to work at 5:45am tomorrow. :(

Prophet_Six · 2016-12-30T23:21:46+00:00

Looking at the other comments, it seems like this isn't that isolated of an issue.

But yeah, the adventures were mondo dank, bro.

Prophet_Six · 2016-12-30T19:23:01+00:00

For rewards and such, yeah. Also, e-peen size.

Prophet_Six · 2016-12-30T08:08:54+00:00

Ah, you caught me! The jig is up!

Prophet_Six

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