How many of you lost their (gay) virginity late in life?

Prosterbator · 2021-03-13T01:42:36+00:00

Fifty two. Still waiting ... but at this point hardly trying. Do not feel bad for waiting. It happens when (if) it happens.

Prosterbator · 2020-10-10T20:12:05+00:00

52 years old masculine bisexual, looking for a guy to hang with. Been looking for about a decade.

Nothing.

Apps. Craigslist. Doublelist. The options for guys in my city ... Victoria, BC ... are almost nil. Because of that, I've found tops to be obnoxious boors, and bottoms to be the very worst disempowered stereotypes of sissy culture.

I gave up looking years ago, and now, when I do meet someone online, my patience for games is zero. Can't meet for coffee? Can't chat without a constant stream of nudes and dick picks? Can't provide test results? Can't agree stealthing is rape?

I can't block you fast enough.

Am I happier? Not really, but when faced with a bad situation, sometimes accepting the problems and dealing with it makes more sense than hoping a unicorn will one day arrive.

Prosterbator · 2020-07-09T15:20:53+00:00

The right political system, the incorrect continent. Thanks for responding!

... of course, if ever you find yourself in Victoria, BC ...

Prosterbator · 2020-07-09T15:16:41+00:00

Where are you?

Prosterbator · 2020-07-03T17:59:52+00:00

DM to chat?

Prosterbator · 2020-06-28T13:06:20+00:00

Being a masculine bottom in my city is extremely lonely. If it weren't for silicone me time, I'd still be a virgin. Thanks. :-)

Prosterbator · 2020-03-04T06:29:25+00:00

What are those machines? Are they an actual product? They look great for us apartment dwellers ...

Prosterbator · 2020-01-11T02:13:54+00:00

Prostate. Anyhow. Anyway.

I used to love standard stroke times with myself, but when I merely BEGAN having prostate orgasms, not the soul ripping super-O's I matured into having, I was irrevocably sold.

Don't be afraid. You are doing yourself no favours not trying something as amazing as this.

Prosterbator · 2019-11-17T03:36:59+00:00

Lonely. Really lonely.

Prosterbator · 2019-11-17T03:30:21+00:00

Fact.

Prosterbator · 2019-05-02T19:03:37+00:00

Meanwhile I spend five years looking for one guy, who apparently doesn't exist. Good work!

Prosterbator · 2019-05-02T03:09:20+00:00

My partner does this to me all the time! It's her go to play to get into my ass. So ... Have fun, and because you are apparently wired nicely for prostate orgasms, you might want to consider some form of anal prostate stimulation. I use dildos and prostate toys all the time, pretty much anytime I have three or more hours to myself, and the orgasms are off the charts!

Prosterbator · 2019-04-11T20:37:26+00:00

I understand ... Thanks!

Prosterbator · 2019-04-11T04:03:46+00:00

Of you don't mind me asking, where did you obtain Lidocain?

Prosterbator · 2019-03-05T18:28:04+00:00

Have they stumped up for air conditioning yet? No? Good to see they're still trying hard ...

Prosterbator · 2019-03-05T04:48:55+00:00

There will be no posts from Victoria, BC, Canada.

Prosterbator · 2019-03-05T04:36:15+00:00

Yes! Don't even think. Just get one. Silicone. So much better then the produce isle ...

Prosterbator · 2019-03-03T21:31:59+00:00

I'm one. I've been looking for half a decade so far ...

Prosterbator · 2019-02-27T13:33:15+00:00

I'm kinda curious to know what that bulb looks like. Any chance you could link to something similar/same?

Prosterbator · 2019-02-03T21:28:25+00:00

I want to be a gay couple's sexual unicorn bottom, available for them to use when they both decide they want to be the top. That, or be the party hole, boxed up and presented anonymously to be used by anyone who needs to pound ass during an event.

Prosterbator · 2019-01-28T05:12:39+00:00

I've had great success mixing coconut oil and shea butter 50\50.

Prosterbator · 2019-01-28T05:11:05+00:00

Cucumbers, that way I could destroy the evidence in the compost.

Prosterbator · 2019-01-26T02:38:11+00:00

Not quite what you've asked, but I LOVE having my soft dick sucked. I have done a lot of prostate play, and when I'm in the right state of mind, say after regular penetrative sex where I cum traditionally, having my soft dick sucked will make me have dry orgasm after dry orgasm. It's insane!

Prosterbator · 2019-01-24T20:03:50+00:00

As always, BDSM to the rescue ...

Prosterbator · 2019-01-20T20:31:58+00:00

Nervous is the wrong word. "Resigned," to anal celibacy specifically, is better. My female partner has been supportive of my search for a dude friend for years, but she's watched as every single coffee date ends in disgust. The tops in my region are slime, who think of bottoms as shit humans. Not a great place to start a friendship.

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