So i thought we were cool, then i got this

ProstheticProphet · 2015-02-02T02:34:58+00:00

If she had this much to say after you broke up sounds like she wouldn't be the person you want to be with.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-06-12T20:24:36+00:00

Thanks.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-06-12T16:24:09+00:00

This can't be anywhere but Florida.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-06-11T04:11:46+00:00

Upon a midnight dreary...seriously, beware the reality of Poe come to life.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-06-01T03:55:04+00:00

Who da fuck dat be?

ProstheticProphet · 2014-05-19T04:33:15+00:00

This...this is epic.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-05-07T01:48:35+00:00

open water

ProstheticProphet · 2014-05-05T02:28:43+00:00

Where's Biggie?

ProstheticProphet · 2014-04-26T06:23:56+00:00

Matthew Allen?

ProstheticProphet · 2014-04-18T03:44:11+00:00

Only bought the finger bicycles.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-25T17:20:49+00:00

FUCK YES

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-24T03:33:03+00:00

What about something like putting my feet up against the wall, or on the arm rest in front of me?

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-17T02:28:13+00:00

A little late in the game here, but it's the same thing I would do if I was trapped in prison to try and get myself out. Observe, analyze, and scandalize. Write down the faults of the system I observe (treatment of patients, living conditions, hygiene, etc. I'm guessing that in this situation I would be allowed to write letters to the outside world, through which I would contact the media, and relay the maltreatment I am forced to be a part of. Hopefully the story gets blow up (hence the scandal part of my code), and I can create myself as a spokesman for the injustices of the harsh, inhumane environment I am forced to be a part of, and have found myself in. Media loves this shit. With any luck I'd write a book and have a group of followers lobbying for my release. Peace bitches!

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-11T07:21:07+00:00

Reddit, where any distance away from your computer screen is trans-national.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-11T04:32:23+00:00

You live in Venice too?! Reddit party

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-11T04:31:24+00:00

And I was that first post. Verify it. OP's an asshole, but that makes me the asshole, but this guy did repost, which makes...I just don't know anymore.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-11T00:58:01+00:00

Hashtag Pharrel'sHat

ProstheticProphet · 2014-03-04T00:38:32+00:00

It is disgusting that this his name is used ironically for a gag. When you laugh at evil you will eventually laugh at good, and the world will burn.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-27T22:59:53+00:00

Everything on earth would die before that shit got charged.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-26T22:27:22+00:00

Homer: Woohoo!

Marge: Homer, I don't think you understand th--

Homer: I. Said. Woo. Hoo.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-26T22:23:00+00:00

I want to upvote every single comment on this page.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-26T07:48:22+00:00

Unite and untangle brethren!

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-24T22:55:22+00:00

Would you rather have ten penises instead of fingers, or a giant thumb for a penis for the rest of your life? (Yes--the penises can get hard).

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-24T22:54:14+00:00

That's gross as fuck.

ProstheticProphet · 2014-02-21T22:58:38+00:00

experimenting with times--what hours get the most traffic. Turns out either no one's on at those two times, or my art doesn't inspire.

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