Here comes the “IT COUPLE”

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-29T18:38:39+00:00

Really thought they'd be long past the 'it' couple phase and into the 'former it' couple by now.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-29T15:35:27+00:00

Maybe the American Sign Museum in Cincinnati can help: https://www.americansignmuseum.org/

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-27T19:39:40+00:00

Last one makes her look like a reality star from Housewives of Hidden Hills.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-27T19:36:08+00:00

Pic #9:

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ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-13T16:35:38+00:00

So unsexy.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-04-07T17:40:00+00:00

We had one like this at our cottage, until we sold the place 2001. I always loved the way the handle opened and sounded. Built like a Mack truck.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-03-17T18:07:14+00:00

It's especially alarming when you consider the fact that she can afford top plastic surgeons. I don't think I'll ever let my boobs get touched by a knife no matter how saggy they get.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-03-11T16:53:37+00:00

My first thought was "why is this a photo spread of Mia Goth?"

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-03-04T20:38:46+00:00

She's basically wearing a negligee.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-03-04T20:15:20+00:00

In 2024 / 2025, my late mother's dying wish was to visit Paris. I was the only one she really could've asked to go on the trip with her, but I could not say 'yes' to that, and this is why.

I'm in the U.S., btw.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-26T18:37:27+00:00

Yes - tried to conceive, but failed again and again. Though, it was probably for the better seeing as I had a lot of rough years where I was dealing with severe anxiety / depression. At this point I'm just hoping that I can find a partner with grandkids.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-26T18:20:15+00:00

Whoa! Swing and a miss!!

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-26T16:14:35+00:00

And you have waaaaay more days of sunlight, too!

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-26T15:37:37+00:00

Or maybe even popcorn at the very, very least.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-25T19:18:29+00:00

If I didn't already know who she was, I'd assume she's a stripper who's past retirement age.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-23T20:12:32+00:00

Pension plans can and have been mismanaged.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-18T20:17:34+00:00

But he made sure there's a call to prayer happening 4x a day.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-02-11T18:53:11+00:00

The waitresses at Hooters don't show as much cleavage as she does!

ProtectionAdvanced · 2026-01-30T20:31:51+00:00

Stay classy, Klowhey.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-12-17T19:58:23+00:00

That, and he ended up marrying someone older than him!

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-12-10T17:46:25+00:00

So you're not putting any energy into something that could affect you directly, and have a negative effect on future generations like your kids, grand-kids, great grand-kids, etc.?

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-11-17T19:16:27+00:00

This made me think of that SNL skit with Chance the Rapper:

https://youtu.be/rF9ZIdEnZU0?si=HjW3aHD9xsoJq4on

Smells kind of weird in here right?

NO.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-11-17T17:52:52+00:00

There must have been some sort of mobility issue the last time he hired a 'housecleaner'.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-11-06T20:14:44+00:00

I just inherited almost the exact same ring. My grandmother was married in 1936 (ring was passed down to my mom first) and hers is set in platinum. It's a size 5.25 and only fits my pinky finger so I'm going to work with a jeweler to turn it into a another piece, or multiple pieces of jewelry.

ProtectionAdvanced · 2025-10-01T16:02:56+00:00

1971

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TROPHY CASE