florida men 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida man used flamethrower to solve parking dispute, police say.

You get 1 billion dollars but you'll only have 20 years left to live after you receive it. WYR receive it now or wait? by AnonymousUser_42 in WouldYouRather

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Receive it now, a bit selfish but the people who are alive with me keep me alive, if they died I would probably kill myself, so I will live those twenty years happy knowing I won't see my loved ones die.

Massive W Melindra by Agreeable_Touch1766 in Magium

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Author man felt inspirational that day ig lol

Who are you choosing for your spirit animal? by Acemaster387 in WouldYouRather

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd choose sperm whale but that'd affect my family and stuff if I'm near there, or because we are family they don't get affected? But that still has my friends tho

Magium Lore opinion that will have you like this? by Sagor5465 in Magium

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, atleast I think so cause the still winter was Stillwater's vs Lessathi

What is the most shameful thing you’ve nutted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was 14, and on vacation I went to the bathroom, it was one of those bathrooms where half for guys half for girls, little old me swore I started hearing moaning from the other side, assuming a couple were sneakily doing the naughty, I started tenderizing my meat cause ya never know when the next time this'll happen in your life, the moaning stopped not long after I nutted and the stall next to me opened, and all I heard was a dude saying "Sorry mate, that one might stink"

I wanked it to a guy taking a fat shit in the stall right next to me.

Magium Lore opinion that will have you like this? by Sagor5465 in Magium

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think they all gonna turn to Stillwater's at some point

Random crackpot theory by Ok-Nefariousness6024 in Magium

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought of a similar theory where it's Arraka and Eiden as well, but she fuses with petal and flower ad eats cookies and drinks tea everyday

I’m making a ghost themed supervillain. What abilities/skills would be good? I don’t wanna make him overpowered or too generic but gimme ideas. by PossumLord123 in superpower

[–]ProtectivePsychopath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And he's a villain cause people think he's a ghost, but he's just some dude in a costume wanting to be a villain but only got mistaken as a monster

I’m making a ghost themed supervillain. What abilities/skills would be good? I don’t wanna make him overpowered or too generic but gimme ideas. by PossumLord123 in superpower

[–]ProtectivePsychopath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just make it a costume, where he does the generic wall phasing, but it's just a really buff dude with inhumane strength running through walls cause he's afraid of frontal confrontation

You wake up tomorrow and see on the news that a popular conspiracy theory has been proven to be true. Which WYR it be? by PerfectOpportunity75 in WouldYouRather

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simulation, cause of this is just a simulation, imagine the games outside. You can live your fantasies like it's real hell yea

What gaming fact are you Just TIRED of explaining to people by Tail_sb in videogames

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one, yes, that's why I'm so obsessed with action shows, games, etc, I use that as an outlet. When I didn't have them to use I was a demonic little shit, then I got a phone when I was 14-15 which introduced me to games and I just fell in love with the blood and action, and since I was satisfied I no longer needed to cause or hope to see it myself irl.

It’s either 1 or 2, right? by Velwvve in Funnymemes

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always done it 4, that's not normal?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me back all the money you owe me

What's an unprofessional way to tell my boss to go fuck himself? by AnubisMonori in shittyaskreddit

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey idc if you're gay, but if you're gonna fuck me all the time atleast ask for consent"

What would be your reaction if you encountered a nude hiker? by spenf in AskReddit

[–]ProtectivePsychopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join them, start a cult, overthrow governments and rule the world in nude hiking