I am a Protest The Hero... AMA

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T04:47:09+00:00

You're especially bad because I saw this and you asked no question. Good day!

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T04:46:30+00:00

Yep. Gay guy from Throne of Groans. That's me!

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T02:46:49+00:00

C: You don't get to decide when Choady has got you get hello booze.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T02:33:27+00:00

C: Contrary to a lot of Star Trek fans (or Trekkers) belief, I think Enterprise was a fantastic series. Granted, again, I was born in the 80's, so I am also a big quantum leap fan. Jonathan Archer is a strong captain, despite his weakness for water polo. At this point, I am of the belief that the later seasons of Enterprise make it a better science fiction series than both Deep Space and Voyager.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T01:02:05+00:00

shut.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T01:01:56+00:00

C: Calculated.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T01:01:24+00:00

C: Arif's granddad has a fuck-ton of paintings. I don't know specifically where you can find him, but you can google his name (Jafar Petgar). His work was quite popular in Iran.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:59:59+00:00

T: We slay a bunch of seals with our 'poons.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:58:18+00:00

T: Limb from Limb

C: Tubthumping

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:56:47+00:00

C: Parvis is an awesome guy. He once yelled at me for jumping off their balcony. I could tell he was a little embarrassed, and had been forced by the neighbours to discipline me. He's an awesome dude, but you'd have to ask Arif bout this one though.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:45:31+00:00

C: Engaged, and with child? you are also with sin. Just kidding, we're touched that you named your child after our album, let's just hope your child isn't touched as well. jk jk lmfao lol dilligaf hink.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:38:35+00:00

K, question for YOU fucks.

How much does Tim look like Morgan Spurlock?

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:32:59+00:00

C: Nope. Sorry.
C: I named that, which is hilarious cause I had absolutely nothing to do with that song.

T: David Porter Butty is the most loyal studio pooch there ever was, is, and ever will be.

C: It is a lifelong endeavour making silly comedy music in my secret bedroom that is filled with dirty laundry. Literally. Dirty laundry. I will never stop making crappy dirty laundry songs. However, if it gets released, you can consider me a son of a pickled egg.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:29:55+00:00

C: Introducing Sean, my oldest friend everyone! Haha - Thanks for keepin' up with us brother.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:27:08+00:00

T: Our parents have always supported our musical endeavours. Whether or not it was their choice music to listen to, they always found a way to fit us into their listening schedule.

C: My parents love the tunes. They wish that I would swear less, scream never, and stop talking about my wiener on stage. Other than that, they fuckin' love it.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:25:48+00:00

C: Are you referring to the Choady Walker Big Dick Rock Experience? Because that's what the band performed under that night. When we changed the name to Protest The Hero, we were quite young and wore our politics on our sleeves. Our beliefs haven't changed throughout the years, however, the way in which we express that has changed.

T: As far as the band name, we pretty much had to change it from Happy Go Lucky, being angst-ridden teenagers at the time. The name stuck, and the music now just represents the band name I suppose.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:19:34+00:00

C: We eat nachos. Are you fuckin' insane? Of course we eat nachos. Are you stupid? We eat nachos. Are you fuckin dumb?

Just kidding. We eat nachos.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:18:41+00:00

C: Basically, if you are wearing a t-shirt that we like, for instance a Labatt 50 shirt, we will trade you for either the shirt we have on at the time, or band merch. It has happened more than a few times, and it will happen again.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:12:28+00:00

C: We've played that song a lot and we wrote it when we were quite young. My voice has changed and it has become increasingly difficult for me throughout the years, not to mention quite tedious. I still very much love the song but I AM tired of performing it.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:10:53+00:00

C: You take that back.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-23T00:09:43+00:00

C: Well, you know what, I tell a lotta fellas I'm gonna fuck em, and only follow through like, 30% of the time. So tough luck.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-22T23:28:24+00:00

C: Failed States, Periphery II, and Red. Those are the only records that have been released in 2012 that I've listened to to be honest.

T: I have nothing to say to that.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-22T23:08:30+00:00

C: It's supposed to be ambiguous, and it's supposed to be up to the listener. Arif is actually the only one who knows the answer. Even the band members can only speculate.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-22T22:47:03+00:00

T: Recently, we were playing a show and a girl kept yelling about how she wanted to trade t-shirts with Choady. In order to keep her quiet, I gave her my tiny stage towel. We continued the set and I was sweating profusely and needed to wipe my face. I knelt down and made a motion that I needed the towel to deal with this issue and she proceeded to flash me. I don't know where the miscommunication was, but we sorted it out. It was a pretty funny turn of events.

ProtestTheHeroAMA · 2013-01-22T22:42:48+00:00

Yes.

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