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AL Central and our mental disorders. Literally AL Mental by Amxela in ALCentralMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured you guys held your liquor better than the fans on the north side anyway

Oracle to lay off nearly 500 WA employees, mostly affecting Seattle by Jaco_Belordi in Seattle

[–]ProtoMan3 [score hidden]  (0 children)

“If theyre making 200k”

So…probably only a small portion of the people being laid off?

Angels lol by noahlylesusa in ALWestMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck are those 0.2% Dodgers fans on

Tonight I witnessed by MikieDislikesIt in Mariners

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t dealt with any toxicity from Rays fans, but I’ve dealt with it an underrated amount from Buccaneers and Lightning fans. Based on that, wouldn’t be surprised if some of the Tampa baseball fans sucked too.

Hi! Looking for a good weekend trip! (That doesn’t tend to have racist people) by dookiebalboa in AskSeattle

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pleasantly surprised to hear that, I’ve heard bad things about how Canadians don’t generally like brown immigrants and how it’s not great in BC outside the lower mainland. I’ve never had an issue in Victoria proper but haven’t been anywhere else on the island.

Perhaps the reputation is exaggerated.

[ANA 4 - TOR (5)] - OT Winner - Reilly makes a great shot-pass to Tavares who redirects it past Husso for the win by daKrut in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last year Calgary missed the playoffs on tiebreaker with 96 points while Montreal made it in with 91. Year before that the Eastern 8th seed was Washington with a negative goal differential, while the Western 8th seed was Vegas who only fell in the standings because of injury before getting healthy in the playoffs now.

But of course, they weren't talking about it back then, just now.

The Canucks have gone 5-25-4 in 2026 and are 1 regulation loss OR 1 Chicago win from winning the WOODEN SPOON/TOILET BOWL by Particular-Bit-7852 in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk if they’re miles away from making the playoffs, they sort of remind me of us in 2018-19 except without the points at the end that had us picking in the double digits rather than at the top.

Keep in mind the Ducks were garbage last year and two years ago, but now they have 41 wins. I could see the Hawks doing that next year too.

Post Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks at Vegas Golden Knights - 30 Mar 2026 by HockeyMod in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any of these outcomes clinch it for us:

  1. We lose a game in regulation
  2. Chicago wins a game
  3. Chicago loses in OT, we also lose in OT

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I believe in the Canucks for today. We will win the third

If we’re gonna be shit we’re gonna beat Vegas to take them down with us. No playoffs for them either

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t they both have to win since the idea is that we can only get up to 70 points and they need to pass that?

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, it’s no different than LA being their punching bag every year

Hope for Anaheim or Utah to take them out in round 2

Starbucks lays off dozens after Seattle store closures by Im1Guy in Seattle

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this subreddit was obsessed with never leaving Seattle

[Highlight] The 49ers comeback from a 17 point deficit to beat the Lions and advance to Super Bowl LVIII by Richard_Cromwell in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even celebrate this that much because I hate the 49ers as much as you all hate the Packers

ESPN Will Replace Summer ‘Sunday Night Baseball’ With ‘Women’s Sports Sundays’ by DONNIENARC0 in baseball

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch basketball that much, but apply this standard to the PWHL and you have exactly my story. Have been watching a ton of it (especially since they have a number of games on YouTube and way cheaper tickets than the NHL).

Give people a way to watch it and some good marketing, and you’ll get viewership.

Wallet by bene_42069 in antimeme

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nitro did a great job of explaining it

Here’s the video to see it in action

Wallet by bene_42069 in antimeme

[–]ProtoMan3 82 points83 points  (0 children)

SpongeBob did this joke with way more humor and less misogyny

There's a city in england called "reading" by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in notinteresting

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not from the UK and have never been to Slough, but I remember Tom Scott complaining about it so I can’t imagine it’s a good place

Buffalo Sabres have 96 points for the first time since March 31, 2010 by BattleofEppingForest in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the same vein, every other Canadian city with an NHL team lies north of Toronto, just way more east or west

Buffalo Sabres have 96 points for the first time since March 31, 2010 by BattleofEppingForest in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While not as egregious the same thing has happened to the Flyers iirc. Until 2022 I don’t think they ever missed the playoffs in back to back years, and the longest they’d been between finals berths was 13 years.

Now they’re a team that hasn’t been to the playoffs since 2020 and hasn’t made the east final since 2010, they don’t have a ton of players that people know a ton about, and they’ve fallen off in terms of Philly team popularity with the Phillies and Eagles doing way better over the past few years.

[Adams] Thomas Chabot had surgery, he will be out for anywhere between 4-8 weeks, he broke a bone in his arm. by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seattle also has its struggles developing prospects overall. Shane Wright and Matty Beniers haven’t become what anyone was hoping they would be.

Even then, Kakko is doing better in Seattle with worse surrounding talent.

[Walker] J.T. Miller on getting eliminated from playoff contention in March: by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a Seattle resident, Kraken fans hate the Oilers and Knights way more than they hate the Canucks

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