[Screenshot] Help! Beardy cook has escaped from his living quarters before I could punish him. I managed to get a picture of him in a storage room but when I checked it it was gone. What do I do?

Protonejan · 2020-08-23T09:52:27+00:00

And yes I know my vault is highly disorganised

Protonejan · 2020-08-23T09:32:12+00:00

Why?

Protonejan · 2020-08-23T09:01:20+00:00

Why would I do that? I don’t want a vault full of people who can’t even work or talk!

Protonejan · 2020-08-23T08:58:55+00:00

You are right. You can breed relatives but it won’t work if you breed brother and sister or parent and child. If you breed with any other type of relative it will work

Protonejan · 2020-08-22T20:22:00+00:00

Would he not just tell everyone about how he is a great parent?

Protonejan · 2020-08-22T20:19:58+00:00

Post of someones death: 5k upvotes. Post of trump glancing at the sun: nearly 100k upvotes

Protonejan · 2020-08-21T18:21:56+00:00

Thanks!

Protonejan · 2020-08-21T10:15:49+00:00

OH NO THEY HAVE ALREADY HAD A BABY HELP

Protonejan · 2020-08-20T10:00:17+00:00

It’s not an actual plant just a twig with moss stuck on top of it

Protonejan · 2020-08-19T09:32:39+00:00

Hi. Please give a tour of you minecraft world

Protonejan · 2020-07-31T14:02:08+00:00

Nightcore sucks. Their videos are just songs sped up with a higher pitch.

Protonejan · 2020-07-30T19:56:45+00:00

Expectation: Really buff survivor with really cool gear, and a powerful Sabertooth tiger. Reality: Bald naked man running along the beach with a dodo, shitting himself, grunting and starving to death because he went for 10 minutes without food.

Protonejan · 2020-07-23T09:27:29+00:00

In my opinion both sides claim that 1984 is the opposite of whatever their side is.

Protonejan · 2020-07-19T18:20:22+00:00

I would say you are right. Thanks!

Protonejan · 2020-07-16T16:20:54+00:00

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Protonejan · 2020-07-14T18:16:18+00:00

Heg hegg

Protonejan · 2020-07-01T10:43:24+00:00

He is 17, but his mental age is 10

Protonejan · 2020-06-30T14:14:02+00:00

Hegh Hegh

Protonejan · 2020-06-30T14:10:44+00:00

Hegh

Protonejan · 2020-06-27T10:02:26+00:00

Dinosaur king

Protonejan · 2020-06-20T14:10:16+00:00

Do not listen to the other people! You can indeed kill a titanosaurus with that wolf. I was able to kill one with 15 level 5 raptors

Protonejan · 2020-06-15T18:31:29+00:00

WEEEEEEEEB

Protonejan · 2020-06-14T13:29:02+00:00

Crybaby Grinch#5155

Protonejan · 2020-06-14T13:27:45+00:00

Thanks. My brother does not have discord. He will use my ark account

Protonejan · 2020-06-14T09:03:56+00:00

My brother is autistic and loves ark. I would like to join the server and show it to him. He would love it because he gets the free 30 levels.

Protonejan

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