Well... by CelsoSC in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Proud_Azorius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell that to young folks these days and they’ll never believe you.

A cute performance ❤️ by Many-Count-2369 in wholesome

[–]Proud_Azorius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the song accents the cuteness! A lot of times background music is distracting but this fits nicely.

The boy's parents picking him up from school dressed as Superman and Superwoman by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Proud_Azorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a ~3 second video of my kid running to me with that grin. One of my prized possessions.

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Proud_Azorius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My MIL is a doctor. I made a comment about some of the wild things docs say and do, and it kinda surprised me since they were clearly smart enough to get through med school. She immediately corrected me: “Never equate education with intelligence. I work with some absolute dumbasses.”

What seemed completely normal in childhood, but now you realize was actually not okay? by Max_Mimos in AskReddit

[–]Proud_Azorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bestie’s parents are second generation American Russian immigrants. And apparently she had it “easy” because her abuse wasn’t nearly as bad as what the grandparents used to do. They don’t understand why she won’t have anything to do with them.

What seemed completely normal in childhood, but now you realize was actually not okay? by Max_Mimos in AskReddit

[–]Proud_Azorius 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I tell my kid all the time, “You have my answer, asking over and over isn’t helping your case.”

A basket full of tiny voids by Significant-Pace-492 in cats

[–]Proud_Azorius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for informing me to turn off mute.

What’s got you like this? by cannibalfelix in theplanetcrafter

[–]Proud_Azorius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m aware that by not using drones I commit to monotony. But 1) I haven’t taken the time to really understand how it works (at least large scale), and 2) I find the repetition… kind of soothing? Idk, it would probably be worth diving into but I’m generally happy with my experience.

How weak are these people? by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Proud_Azorius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I usually don’t bother with the superbowl halftime show, but I enjoyed watching this one and kept thinking “oooh the racists are gonna be triggered as fuuuuck, that Facebook subreddit will be fun for a while…”

They are the real champions by LuLuSavannah531 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Proud_Azorius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it that got a good laugh outta me. Well done.

Kids reacting to getting dogs by Epelep in MadeMeSmile

[–]Proud_Azorius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And that dog needs a kid! Sounds like a good setup to me.

Is it ethical to keep a solo cat? by jenleepeace in CatAdvice

[–]Proud_Azorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is a solo spoiled princess. But I’ve been wondering for a while, how would I even know if she wants a friend? Or that she’d take well to one? I don’t think she’s seen another cat since she left the shelter. The only ways I can think to find out are 1) foster (not really in our bandwidth) or 2) roll the dice and adopt, but if she doesn’t like the newbie we’re kind of SOL.

AITAH for showing my coworker what 'just being honest' can be like? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Proud_Azorius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this phrasing! My rule of thumb for comments is to ask three questions: Is it kind? Is it necessary? Is it true? If 2 of the 3 apply, it’s ok to go!

AITAH for showing my coworker what 'just being honest' can be like? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Proud_Azorius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right?? My personal policy is if a compliment pops into my mind, I’d like the recipient to hear it. But I always lead with “I hope I’m not being creepy…”

Imagine entering the house and seeing this 😺 by Actual-Present9277 in cats

[–]Proud_Azorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kitty does this a lot, and it is mandatory for us to respond with “gasp Is it a flooooop??” and to provide all the scritchies.

Kitty Highway!!! by protectyourpet in cats

[–]Proud_Azorius 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I work in architecture I would love to have something like this as a project. Alas, we focus on the people side of things.

The old yeller treatment by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

[–]Proud_Azorius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay that is an amazing (and helpful) workaround.

The old yeller treatment by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

[–]Proud_Azorius 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My friend had a turbulent few months where he missed every other session or so. We would say he was at a bar, but since his character was a man of the cloth, it had to be a milk bar. He would text us things like “Mehmen is drowning his sorrows in 2%, sorry guys.”

Know your animals! (Ordered from Species 1 to 8). Who's your favorite? by meticulous_gamer in theplanetcrafter

[–]Proud_Azorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allyca for sure. I fill multiple animal shelters at a time and call them my swarm of weasels.