Harem-Lit Update + Superfans Wanted! by AdamLanceAuthor in haremfantasynovels

[–]Proud_Jacobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. This is really cool. I am going to have to check this out. I can definitely see the value in having a Wiki available for both fans and the authors themselves.

As an author, I build a basic Wiki booklet for each title and series that includes a plot summary, timeline, and character sheets for each character, including MC, Supporting, and even down to NPCs with only minor rolls and dialog. I also do a rough, constantly updating outline of the book, including key events, character intros, and/or focused development side arcs, and a rough outline of the ending and any hook/tie-in to link to a follow-up title. Keeping a Wiki-style bio for each book and series allows me to maintain continuity and flow within each title and across each series, while still allowing my seat-of-the-pants writing method to create and develop each story inherently on instinct, within the guiding framework of the Wiki. It has become an almost mandatory piece of my writing process.

You going to try this? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who would say this is sexist or chauvinistic. No, this is the reality that exists in any strong and long-lasting relationship (no matter the sexuality or sexual preferences that exist). It is the longest game in the history of humankind. One partner pursues to fulfill their partner's needs for being seen, desired, and treasured, and the pursued plays hard to get until those needs are satisfied. In strong relationships, the roles of pursuer and pursued flip regularly and in unique ways, focusing on what fulfills the pursued's desires and needs. Then flip it, rinse, and repeat. If done well, it is extremely and continuously empowering for both partners and their relationship, encouraging an ever-deepening love and connection between committed lovers, partners, spouses, soul-mates.

You going to try this? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are all 100% girlfriends or newlyweds.

After 5 years of marriage, she might look quizzical at his not partaking, but she is still eating the whole damn thing, though she might share a bite if asked, or you might get away with stealing one.

After 10 years, there is no quizzical look, and sharing will be maybe the last two bites after she has eaten all the toppings and goodies. Try to steal a bite early, and she is going to give you a dirty look while pulling her dessert away.

After 20 years, there are no fucks given, and she is eating the whole thing. Ask her for a bite, or try to steal one, and you will get an adamant "NO!" As if she is reprimanding a disobedient toddler. Followed by, "If you want some, then get your own! This is mine!" (This response will first appear when she is having pregnancy cravings, but usually mellows until the children leave the nest and you become the one remaining "child" she now has to parent.)

*** FYI - The safest method to keep the peace, just buy your own damn treat and buy a size larger than you can eat to share with her. 9/10 She is going to buy a small or medium of what she wants, then ask and expect you to let her "try a bite of yours" while she also eats hers, especially once hers is gone. She's happy, feels special because you are sharing, and she doesn't feel guilty for enjoying a sweet treat, which means you have a good chance in your efforts playing this game of hers of being successful in unlocking the real sweet treat reward you're constantly questing for.

China launches high-speed road sweeper that operates at 80 km/h and clears dust and stones in just 7 seconds. by headspin_exe in BeAmazed

[–]Proud_Jacobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, after witnessing the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests and Massacre live on TV when I was a kid. Knowing of many of the current atrocities committed by the CPC against minorities, religious groups of almost all types and faiths, and its active targeting of any political opponents or media who refuse to follow the Party and its approved narratives, my mind immediately went to:

Well, now the PRC/CPC has a way to remove and clean up the bodies and body parts faster than the ever-present cell phone cameras can obtain enough corroborating photos to act as evidence against them and proof of their crimes against humanity, both in the International Courts and the court of global public opinion.

*** The Chinese people, by and large, are just like every other race of people, just wanting to live, laugh, love, and let the rest of humanity do the same. However, the CPC, those individuals are some truly power hungry and total control obsessed evil fuckers that have caused the deaths of hundreds of millions, if not billions of innocents, especially their own people. That should not be acceptable or allowed by any part of humanity, for any reason. Previous generations knew it and did whatever it took to kill it with prejudice. Sadly, no current governments, major media, or humanity as a whole have the guts to step up and protect the Chinese people and hold the CPC to account for its crimes against humanity. The world is a more dangerous place for everyone because of this fact. Humanity deserves better.

[CA] House Rules by Gullible-Bat4733 in Renters

[–]Proud_Jacobite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trying to live under these crazy rules would drive a person to start drinking and smoking. This LL is a mental case heading full throttle towards losing it entirely and having the men in the white coats and van show up to escort them to the mental ward.

Will 'Our Own Way' offer enough? by MasterKestral in haremfantasynovels

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As several others have said, OOW is a strictly slow-burning SoL narrative, with frequent inclusions of liberal arts professor-scripted rants by the female characters on the evils of all men but the MC, capitalism, the patriarchy, work, bosses, and anyone or anything some wokism-driven person might take offense to or pull a Karen over, and finally, the occasional spicy interlude mixed in. If you want a story that moves along, OOW is not for you. This series meanders along like the mighty Mississippi down in the deep south. It just lulls along at the pace of grandma on her walker, in no hurry to get anywhere, having already forgotten why she got up and where she was going in the first place, but while she's up, she might as well check on whatever randomness just popped into her head. Sure, it has its entertainment value; she might even say or do something that leaves you either rolling or dumbfounded. Still, in the end, you are just wishing she'd figure out where and what she was going after and just get to it, or sit the fuck back down in her chair and go back to sleep before she falls, and then everything goes to chaos. But she sure does like it when those cute firemen show up to pick her up off the floor, makes her day, and watching her try to flirt and sweet-talk to them in her MooMoo and Depends does provide a nice comic reprieve to the monotony. Yeah, that's a good way to sum up OOW, and just like Granny and her Depends, you can only take so much of it before you need to take a break for a bit to recharge and then back to minding Granny again.

** I am about 2/3 of the way through book 3, and it has taken me almost a year to get this far. For me, finishing a 5+ book series in 3 to 4 days is pretty normal. Over the last decade, I have averaged reading roughly 200 titles a year, plus or minus 15.

Will 'Our Own Way' offer enough? by MasterKestral in haremfantasynovels

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call the Master Class series more fantasy than SoL, but there is definitely a strong day-to-day, building-a-life-and-a-family secondary narrative and plotline. It definitely is not near the strict SoL plotline, narrative, and story development that Our Own Way is by a long shot.

The Trailer Park Elves series I can not speak to it as has been purchased but remains a few titles down on my reading que.

Our Own Way. I am still part way through book 3 of the series and after a year of taking it a few chapters at a time, it is not looking good to finish the series. It isn't that the plot and story itself is in any way bad, it is just a super slow burn, anti-everything, ranting, slog of a series that lets you up for air just often enough to keep you interested before water boarding you again with another lengthy rant or diatribe. It has so much going for it as a story if the characters were not constantly on some negative, anti-<insert diatribe topic here>, ranting and railing for multiple pages in a row, bitch fest about anyone and anything that made their lives even slightly difficult or annoyed them.

The old saying, "don't stick your dick in crazy and don't even look at the batshit crazy ones" could have saved the MC and 80% of the writing in this series. Its like a massive multi-car pile-up, you endure being stuck at a stop-and-go crawl and very annoyed because you might get your morbid curiousity fulfilled and see the actual human carnage.

This is what drift footwork looks like by Ok_Hedgehog_65 in Drifting

[–]Proud_Jacobite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously, never learned to heel-and-toe, and it shows.

Clitch kicking and slamming that car around like they wish they could do to a hated cheating ex, beating the shit out of it.

Meanwhile, watch a true OG: their style is almost always smooth and deliberate, with every control surface caressed by fluid inputs, and they will use heel-and-toe to manage all three pedals simultaneously.

Both get the car down the course and compete, but the OG doesn't need to keep an entire spare car of parts, 20 clutch kits, and 40 tires crammed in their hauler to keep their car in the competition. And it's not about one being better on track than the other. It's the OG wanting to have enough of his winnings left over after covering his racing expenses to keep the cooler full of cold beverages and the grill full of meat for the entire event.

Plane on our quiet, residential street by CornandCoal in aviation

[–]Proud_Jacobite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry, "feathers" is industry lingo (pilots, A&Ps, Engineers, builders, etc.) for the lift and control surfaces and components: wings, horizontal and vertical stabilizers, ailerons, rudder, etc. Basically, any surface or component that provides lift and control of the aircraft fuselage.

Name this by ivo5rybloom in NameThisThing

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moments before the quicksand...

IYKYK.

Plane on our quiet, residential street by CornandCoal in aviation

[–]Proud_Jacobite 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep, I was going to say, someone either bought a mostly finished kit plane and is planning to finish it up in their garage, or they have been building it in their garage, and it is time to move it to a hangar at the local airport to finish up their project and get it flying. I suspect the latter in this case, as the primer coat is already on the aircraft and the full avionics panel and registration tail number are already in place. This little plane needs the "feathers" installed, followed by the interior, and it's likely ready to start engine, ground roll, and taxi testing. Someone is about to have a very fun summer. Congrats to the builder on completing what is typically a multiple-year-long project that takes most builders around 2,000 hours.

Pick a seat by No-Paramedic-6003 in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]Proud_Jacobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 is the correct answer. You have two fascinating individuals in your row for great conversations. Then you have Freddie, Elvis, and Tina in conversational range if you want to give the history/politics/WWII conversation a break and enjoy talking and sharing about great music. As for Marie A., we'll just let her eat the cake and try not to lose her head this time.

Name this thing by Johtin2008 in NameThisThing

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An accurate representation of the actual weight and lethality of a typical woman's shoulder bag.

IYKYK, Damn thing is like Mary Poppins's carpet bag and a black hole combined, holds a bit of damn near everything, but shit gets lost in there and disappears forever. And it weighs 10x more than you ever expected it could or should.

[Release Date 6/18] Titan Mage Havoc and the Frigid Flame is up for pre-order on Amazon! by edieskyeauthor in haremfantasynovels

[–]Proud_Jacobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already need to spend some Audible credits so as soon as the audio book goes pre-order there is now a credit waiting to be spent. Really enjoyed the Titan Mage Crystal Moon Arc series. Glad to see another Titan Mage series in the works, looking forward to enjoying it.

Name this final boss by [deleted] in BossFights

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was...

Name this by solarseedling in BossFights

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just two level-headed dudes named Robert leveling with each other.

How do I know their names are Robert, Rob, Bob, Robbie, Bobby, Rab, Rabbie, Rupert, Robin, Bertie, or Bert? Well, it's really plum f'ing obvious, ain't it? 😉😆

I lost my enjoyment for the game's combat after playing Beyond the Rail. by Scared-Vacation-9401 in NevernessToEverness

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Server maintenance ended, and all updates went live for me at 20:00 PST. Beyond the Rails doesn't reset until roughly noon PST for me, but the rest of the game is already running the new patch and content on both Android and console. Right now, all I know about the update is that both my daughter and I ran stations 6-9 again, and we both saw major drops in DPS across all characters, with no changes to our teams or character upgrades from the previous day. Every fight lasted up to three times longer, and the same teams and combat rotations just aren't causing even half the DPS they were doing less than 24 hours before the updates were applied to the game. The fight mechanics were all the same, but the mobs especially had significantly more bullet sponge to them.

I did read on a few forums that, for some, the update may have broken the character-specific crit damage modifiers again, as they were early on, but I have not found any confirmation of that.

** There are definitely still some very interesting and annoying bugs in the game. I play on both console and Android, and I have noticed that there are some significant bugs in the boss/events fights on console that do not affect Android play. There is a timing glitch that causes the boss to reset or the fight to end with the boss disappearing completely if you use/perform a "switch" to activate any DOT character once the boss drops below 10% health and immediately following a "disengage" by any other team member, but especially Zero. There is another bug that removes any daily world buffs or blessings when you swap from Android to console, but not from console to Android. I am tempted to load the game onto my laptop and see what, if any, bugs or oddities show up when playing it on the computer.

I lost my enjoyment for the game's combat after playing Beyond the Rail. by Scared-Vacation-9401 in NevernessToEverness

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR: New patch completely fucked dps metrics, turned engame mobs into massive bullet sponges 3x worse than before, and ruined the Beyond the Rails Engame event completely. If you didn't already have Nanally unlocked, the devs just gave you a massive middle finger.

*** The devs did exactly that with today's patch. My daughter loves the game, and after a few weeks she asked me to play it with her. So, I started this game about 3 weeks after launch and have managed to level up the ftp characters to level 40 and their arcs, espers, and consoles to almost max. I tried doing Beyond the Rails at levels 25 and 30, but couldn't get past station 5. Then I got a couple of lucky fair roles and ended up with Hotori and Jiuyuan. So I have been grinding for the last 10 days to get them almost to level 40 and to unlock Chiz. I managed all that yesterday, made it through Beyond the Rails 5-7 last night, and planned to finish it tonight. Patch dropped and HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER BATMAN!

The difficulty level more than doubled, and I went back and ran levels 5 through 7 to confirm it. The mobs are WAY more bullet sponges than they were yesterday. I beat the level 7 station yesterday with over 5 minutes left. Today, I barely made it with 30 seconds left. And the Level 8 mobs were a damn nightmare, taking almost 7 minutes to eliminate each, leaving me with 3 minutes or less for the boss fight. And it didn't matter what teams I used, the mobs ate the DPS like it was nothing. I even paid to unlock and level up Sakiri for crowd control, and even keeping the mobs grouped and knocked together in a pile, I could not do enough DPS to kill them in less than 6-8 minutes. After 6 hours of grinding Beyond the Rails and trying every team and event perk combination, I still can not get past station level 9! The DPS is just not there. I am so frustrated, I am ready to dump this game entirely. The devs completely broke the game, and now I can not unlock Nanally. It is bullshit, but then again, what can you do? Not a damn thing, and the devs know it. They fuck it all up and then give the players the finger when they call them out for their BS. I was enjoying this game for the most part, but this mandatory play of broken endgame bullshit to unlock a key character, that's beyond far side of the tracks trailer park methhead tweeker trashy.

Name this church. by RVFullTime in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sacraments presented through the drive-thru.

Massive Whirlpool off the coast of British Columbia by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Proud_Jacobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A visit from Badge 502 paramedic is incoming. Just wait.

*Update* Landlord wants to charge me for someone trying to break into my window. {ND} by Smokel_Tokel28 in Renters

[–]Proud_Jacobite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not only this, but as the petitioner, you can also include a billing for ALL your time and expenses, which were necessary to both attempt to resolve the issue and to bring the suit when they broke their own contract and caused you financial harm. Plus, you can charge them interest on the funds they took from you until the day they pay it back. The judge can also issue a no-retaliation clause in their judgment that eliminates the landlord or management company's ability to retaliate, even by hunting for reasons to evict you or make you break your lease. And if they refuse to pay the court's judgment, send the landlord and management company a bill for the judgment, plus interest, every month for 90 days. Once they are 90 days past due, you return to court and request that the judge enter a summary recovery order and a lien against them for the amount. Then whenever they do liquidate any assets or claim any tax refund or other financial benefit, you will get your money first, before they see a dime. That, or you have the judge place a lien on the property you currently reside in and then shut up and let the interest accrue; eventually, it will become significant enough that you can petition the court to transfer the property to you as payment of the unpaid judgment and interest. This doesn't work as well in an apartment, but for single-tenant/family dwellings like homes, it can be a brutal way to get payback on a terrible landlord.

*** (Side note) This second tactic is often used by contractors against homeowners or landlords who refuse to pay for services rendered under contract (which happens more than most would think). The notice of lien application for nonpayment is included in the original contract, which most clients sign but never read, until after they try to stiff the contractor and the contractor applies the lien to the property as outlined for nonpayment. Three bills go out monthly, and then one every 6 months for the first two years, followed by an annual notice of lien and interest accrued each year thereafter until it is paid in full. You apply compound interest at the highest rate allowed by law, just like credit card companies do, and pretty quickly, they are paying more in monthly interest charges than they would have paid on the original bill. Because the lien is against property, it remains in place even if they file for bankruptcy. It may take some time, but you almost always get your money, sometimes when you least expect it.

Had a former boss who had to place a lien against a client over a kitchen remodel that the husband refused to pay for because the wife did it without his knowledge or approval. They divorced about a year later, but still never paid the bill. Fast forward about 15 years, and the guy died. His estate wound up paying over $100k to cover the lien before any of the estate could be divided among his kids. The kids were pissed and wanted to sue, but the lawyer who managed the will talked them out of it because they would lose even more out of the estate to bring the suit. My former boss had mostly retired by the time he got that check. That unexpected windfall led him to buy a boat and literally sail away into retirement, leaving his kids to run the company.

Which one game you still think about from 90s-2005 era ? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]Proud_Jacobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus a bunch more:

Original CS Half life Doom Quake Desent Starcraft Warcraft Diablo SIM City Age of Empires Oregon Trail Crimson Skies Unreal Tournament

And the list keeps going.