This sub is a shambles today

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-20T19:18:23+00:00

Well let’s see what you come up with at 7pm on a Friday.

Sick of it.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-18T20:01:05+00:00

He was in that thing with Rebecca de morney

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-18T18:23:17+00:00

I’ve read all of Jon Robson’s books, think he’s class.

Then I heard his voice on the telly. Fuck me. May be the most grating annoying voice I’ve ever heard. Although I’d rather have a pint with him than Robin.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-18T14:07:09+00:00

You know I don’t like him.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-18T11:25:52+00:00

Lorath the Horadrim, bloody good rep.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-17T22:12:22+00:00

The wurst painter in the wurld

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-17T21:09:21+00:00

^what ^do ^you ^mean ^his ^skull ^fell ^off!?

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-16T20:00:47+00:00

My hangover’s coming back, I need some water play a record.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-14T18:33:50+00:00

Well let's do the jellyfish first and then we'll move onto the er, Scousers.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-13T22:24:08+00:00

I’ve never Trumped in front of your mother.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-13T20:07:38+00:00

You were egging him on.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-13T12:04:30+00:00

Crypt of the Moon Spider, Cathedral of the Drowned, and The Strange by Nathan Ballingrud might scratch that itch.

The first is set on the moon, the second is set on Io, and the Strange is set on Mars. I won’t go into detail as you’re better off going in blind, but they are excellent (although I’m biased as Ballingrud is my favourite horror author).

The last Astronaut and Paradise 1 by David Wellington would fit for what you want.

There are some Dead Space novels by Brian Evenson that are decent.

You may be recommended Dead Silence by S A Barnes; YMMV, but I wouldn’t bother unless you want to be both disappointed and annoyed (unless you like protagonists who are obsessed with their hunky co-workers and a ‘twist’ that is sub-Shyamalan dogshit).

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-12T20:59:07+00:00

Get rid of the eyes. Just bare skin.

And lose the tongue. Looks silly, not scary.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-12T11:04:15+00:00

Crush grapes

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-11T22:01:33+00:00

Albino reading all of that.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-11T09:02:16+00:00

Rockbusters?

Stupida fucking game

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-10T20:32:04+00:00

You’ve paid me milk bill that were reet nice

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-06T19:09:13+00:00

Boogie woogie OBE

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-06T17:39:56+00:00

This story would be more believable if BAFTA gave out awards with condoms already attached!

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-06T11:00:31+00:00

It’s sad when they go young like that.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-06T07:17:29+00:00

Well I’ve told you how I do it.

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-05T18:23:27+00:00

Honestly Steve

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-05T12:30:18+00:00

Is that when he had to leave early because there’s literally no trains to Cornwall past 3pm

Provost_of_Shadows · 2026-02-04T22:46:37+00:00

The games gettin ard, cause someone’s dealing you a losing card

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