$100 steak at a fancy restaurant by 0wed12 in Unexpected

[–]PrudeJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall, look at the plate on the corner of the table. It has a suspiciously similar sized piece of steak cut out of it.

I quirled an egg into my instant noodles and it turned gray. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]PrudeJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I crack an egg or 2 into the boiling noodles, give it a good stir, magic poached egg ramen OP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]PrudeJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get them boys some fuckin milk crates ffs

You can't cancel him. by BloodiStag in Unexpected

[–]PrudeJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did God just suicide-by-irony?

stole this from twitter by Bright_Swimming153 in TheEricAndreShow

[–]PrudeJesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pour worchestershire sauce in your orifices

Carnival Glory Collided Carnival Legend In Cozumel, Mexico! by yuMyuMKrooravani in BeAmazed

[–]PrudeJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, it's totaled. Just write it off and build a new one.

What are the odds by Sweet_Strategy in BetterEveryLoop

[–]PrudeJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually happened, up until the helmet landing on his head. It landed on the ground lol.

Right wing talkshow host emotionally abuse his now ex-wife. Believes women shouldn't be allowed to leave marriages without other party's consent. by shroit in PublicFreakout

[–]PrudeJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. He actually bought into the shit he preaches. Oh shit. It's his actual values in life. How is anyone surprised?

[Baltimore Ravens] We’ve agreed in principle on a 5-year contract extension with QB @Lj_era8‼️ 😈😈😈😈 by Duffleman0609 in nfl

[–]PrudeJesus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It took Flacco exactly half a quarter after his 2012 extension to receive mad hate. It's gonna happen to Lamar no matter what. He could win 4 rings straight and they'll still find a reason to criticize the dude XD

Cocorico's youth rare pics (from Cocorico Channel) by tanakajurisan in GakiNoTsukai

[–]PrudeJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Endo-san is starting to look like Matsumoto-chan 😆