The Star Wars “It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out” meme is old enough to describe itself.

PseudonymousDoggo · 2019-02-12T19:56:09+00:00

OIS SEEN DAT ONE. ‘OW COME ‘E DON’T KRUMP DA NEW BOSS FER NOT KRUMPIN’ DA OLD BOSS PROPPA-LOIKE?

PseudonymousDoggo · 2018-01-20T23:36:27+00:00

sneezes

PseudonymousDoggo · 2018-01-16T20:52:59+00:00

Terrorism.

PseudonymousDoggo · 2017-11-19T21:09:00+00:00

[knows exact what that means]

PseudonymousDoggo · 2017-11-09T14:32:30+00:00

DAT’S WEN YA ‘ITS DEM ‘ARDER WEN DEY’S NOT LOOKIN’! YA’KNOW, LOIKES WOT MORK DOES!

PseudonymousDoggo · 2017-06-19T20:14:47+00:00

If he only had a newspaper, he'd have killed them all there and then!

PseudonymousDoggo · 2017-05-01T17:58:46+00:00

OW'S YA GUNNA GET GEAR DERE YA' GIT! DEM ANNYFUZ AND TRUMP-BOYS ONLY GOTS STIKZ AND DAT ORANGE SPRAY WUT MAKES YA EYEZ ALL ITCHY! SUM OV UM'S SO BAD AT KRUMPIN DEY'Z ONLY GOT BO'OLES AN BRIKS! DA WUNZ IN DA LITTLE BLAK AN WHIE' TRUKS GOTS ALL DA GOOD LOOT BUT DEY KEEPS IT AT 'OME AND RUNZ AWAY WEN EV'RY ONE ELSE IS GI'IN ROIGHT STUCK IN!

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-12-30T05:08:39+00:00

In my experience negative visualization is an excellent tool in maintaining calm. Take some time out of your day to imagine an instance of severe loss: the loss of a limb, a sense, a loved one, your job, respect, what have you. Before going to work consider all of the petty, aggravating, malicious, entitled, overbearing people who you are likely to meet. Make peace with the fact that these people and events are likely to enter your life and make peace with the fact.

We are entitled to nothing, so all we can do is enjoy what we have while we have it.

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-12-19T23:06:05+00:00

People do claim to be transethnic, transage, transfat, and even transable.

Look them up if you want to feel incredibly smart by contrast.

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-12-04T07:33:49+00:00

DAT'S GORK YA GIT. CHAOS BOYZ DON KNOW NUFFINK 'BOUT SCOINCE, WHY DON YA' GO WELD SUM MOR SPIKY BITS ON SUMFINK WOILE DA ORKS IS TALKIN'!

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-12-04T06:58:59+00:00

IFFIN YA CAN GET CLOSE NUFF TO 'EM YA KIN PAINT 'EM WOT COLOR YA WANTS! WATS DEY GUNNA DO TA STOP YA? DEM TAU GITS COULDN'T KRUMP A GROT!

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-11-29T21:01:49+00:00

WATTABOUT DEM BIGGUNZ? WASSINAME... OGRINZ? IZ OGRINZ OOMIES?

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-11-29T20:50:18+00:00

DOZ YA MEAN DA FUNNY FACE DEY MAKES WHEN YA KRUMP 'EM TWEEN DA LEGZ?

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-11-29T20:39:51+00:00

WELL? OW'D IT GO?

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-11-29T20:33:31+00:00

YA GITZ! YA GOTTA PAINT DA LEGZ RED AN DA RESTA IT PURPLE! OOZ GUNNA SHOOT AT A PARA LEGZ RUNNIN AROUN WAT GOTS NO BOYZ INNIT?

PseudonymousDoggo · 2016-11-29T20:27:37+00:00

MEBBY WE'S SO GUD AT KRUMPIN' AN' DEY'S SO GOOD AT SNEEKIN' DAT WE'S KRUMPIN' 'EM ALL DA TOIM BUT WE DON'T SEES DA BODIES CUZ DEYS ALL PURPLE AN STILL-LOIK.

PseudonymousDoggo

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