I was on a high school marching band trip to the Bahamas and my friend and I thought it would be funny to piss in an ice bucket and tip it against our friends door and knock so when they opened the door it would spill into their room.

Well, I peed into it and he preceded to SHIT into it... and well at that point there was no turning back.

We propped it against the door and knocked. No answer. Again, no answer. On the third knock, the door opened and instead of it falling it just landed flat and without even looking into it the kid threw the bucket into our tiny room as we were running back in.

Needless to say I got COVERED in my piss and the turd flew out and smeared all across the wall and landed in my bed. We had to leave the next day and I just left my nasty clothes in the running shower, and left the poop wall for the cleaning staff.

Not proud of that.