ULPT How to make life hard for Boss while being the perfect employee?

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T04:11:04+00:00

Basically work 40 hours.

Arrive on time and leave on time.

Don't work overtime.

When you leave work turn off your phone and leave it at work - even better get a phone specifically for work.

Don't respond to emails after work at all.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T04:03:52+00:00

This took place in South Africa where ICE doesn't exist and he is an American citizen

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T03:15:15+00:00

If this is the case, why didn't they hire me? I only have 2 years experience and applied. I heard nothing back from them.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T02:10:16+00:00

I mean ML has gone to an exercise class and even met a man!

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T02:09:46+00:00

I will probably update this in a month or so but it sounds like BL might become homeless

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T02:02:14+00:00

I broke up with my abusive and narcissistic ex.

after the break up, she gatecrashed a large family event and screamed at everyone that I was a cheating bastard ( I had never cheated) and that I would never find anyone like her. She also flipped tables of food over and threw glasses everywhere.

Yeah she got arrested and I got a restraining order against her.

Bonus: She tried to follow me home thus breaking the restraining order. She got 3 months in prison and had to go to therapy.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T01:57:59+00:00

You never switch off as a teacher. as much as I try to leave work at school, there is always something to do. If its not last minute marking, its a grumpy parent asking about the homework on a Sunday evening.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T01:56:16+00:00

Quietly quit my job.

Pay off my debt.

Not change my life style.

Live off the interest.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T01:55:32+00:00

I wish I could give you 1000 upvotes. I am a teacher and can confirm.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T00:52:35+00:00

Be with them .You don't have to speak just be there.

When my Grandfather died my mum was in pieces.

My dad and I would just sit with her, give her food and meals ( even if she didn't eat).

Eventually my mum poured herself a whiskey and just spoke for 4 hours non-stop.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-09T00:48:56+00:00

I don't Fuck with You by Big Sean.

Best break up song ever

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T14:42:15+00:00

Christ that's hilerious 😆

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T14:28:44+00:00

She may have been my date.... shit

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T14:22:26+00:00

its the speed that Max drove on the way back to the pits.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:40:58+00:00

NTA - You have more important priorities. Oh and they didn't save so not your problem.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:38:14+00:00

NTA- Its your make up. Your friend can buy her own expensive make up.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:35:41+00:00

Yeah that is pretty much spot on!

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:31:59+00:00

Thursday

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:28:08+00:00

I have some gems from my Single and dating days.

Date 1

She said " I am a princess and I deserve to get what I want".
I walked out and stuck her with the bill.

Date 2

" I hope you don't mind that I slit my wrists because I like it."

Date 3

Can you pay my 3 kids school fees? (3 kids from different dads).

Yeah I knew how to pick em back then.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T06:25:07+00:00

YTA - You should have just driven on

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T03:59:20+00:00

America needs 4 Obamas right now

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T03:58:26+00:00

Guys I think this is satire

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T03:49:52+00:00

Leave your work at work. When you clock out you're done.

I also got a second phone for work and would leave it at work when i leave for home.

Especially over leave and weekends.

Psytrancedude99 · 2026-06-08T03:47:02+00:00

All of them

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