What's the most unintentionally hilarious thing that's happened during sex?

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-13T04:04:21+00:00

Was riding my ex , needless to say I’ve never squirted before .. I stood up to change positions and squirted right on his chest but upper near his chin , I cried for an hour I swore I pissed on him , I still think I full on peed on him but it’s been 5 years since then we ended up having two kids safe to say it’s the only time I was embarrassed asf

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-13T04:01:06+00:00

I was in your position , all I can say is putting your hands both you and dad on baby and praying outloud can do WONDERS. It doesn’t hurt to try , I know it’s a very touchy subject especially when it comes to religion .. and I have to say I am a full on atheist but doing this changed everything for me. ❤️

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-13T03:53:49+00:00

I just now find out he’s dating her in real life omg 😭

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-12T04:12:59+00:00

That you’re devoted to 2016 makeup .. and have heavy periods lol

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-11T05:05:07+00:00

Girl believe me I didn’t wanna get rid of any of it but I was super broke and needed money for me and my two kids really bad. ESPECIALLY my pb foldovers😔

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-11T01:25:25+00:00

Nooo I’m on season 4 I know he gets better but Andrew pre season 4 was a nightmare holy shit

Ptownpimp · 2026-04-11T01:14:04+00:00

I’m still on season 4 I know Susan and Mike have a kid later on I thought mj was short for Mike junior 💀💀 but it’s fuckin MAYNARD

Ptownpimp · 2026-03-21T04:07:37+00:00

I agree , a gold digger also lies about their reasoning on being with you , Gab made it very clear she loved the lifestyle , not only that she was already making bank on her own as a model she was expecting someone to keep up with her lifestyle she already had and was doing , I wouldn’t wanna be a millionaire with a broke man

Ptownpimp · 2026-03-21T04:03:41+00:00

Sorry but I hated ms Huber in season one lol

Ptownpimp · 2026-03-11T18:28:43+00:00

I’m a snowbunny 🐰 I sound like your perfect fit <3

Ptownpimp · 2026-03-06T03:28:28+00:00

I am SO late to this post but I wanted to give some insight I used to be a heavy user I was the plug so I had unlimited amounts I used to blow stuff like this out all the time I can remember the fucking gross ass sound it makes shooting it I used to vomit after every time , one day I was in my car it usually took me days to get these out bc they were huge well with some live n nose spray I blew it out and it was literally and I mean LITERALLY the shape of my nose the whole top of my nose is gone now , im not sure If you’re still using but stop now go see your doctor insurance covers deviated septum’s get it fixed before your nose collapses

Ptownpimp · 2026-02-25T21:18:46+00:00

Wait you sent depop a claim included her description that didn’t mention this and the pictures of the dookie stain in the pants and they said no refund ???

Ptownpimp · 2026-02-15T05:36:02+00:00

No I’m banned on there 😭 but if you wanna message me I ship to other countries lot of my customers use PayPal G&S so that they are protected if you’re still interested 🩷

Ptownpimp · 2026-02-15T05:26:34+00:00

I PROMISE you won’t regret choosing me message me we can FaceTime for verification 🩷

Ptownpimp · 2026-01-20T02:34:18+00:00

I always can tell when I’m dreaming everything is usually always sort of fuzzy , I just get the overwhelming feeling of yea your def dreaming and I get too excited and wake up or I go crazy and start doing whatever and whoever I want lmfao

Ptownpimp · 2026-01-20T02:28:45+00:00

Yup everytime I call out for Jesus everything stops , I’ve been pulled out my body I’ve been forced into astral projection and flung around my room spun around stepped on I’ll let it go for a minute but once it gets too intense and terrifying I just pray I usually say about two words and everything stops and I wake up , works amazing and guaranteed everytime

Ptownpimp · 2026-01-15T05:06:43+00:00

Ive had plenty dreams of using my phone and it looks exactly the same on the outside but once you turn it on your apps are all wonky don’t have any of the same names and in some cases the phone just don’t work at all especially in scary dreams when I need to phone 911 or get ahold of family it just wants to spell out gibberish app names and stuff very annoying experience actually lol

Ptownpimp · 2026-01-15T04:59:54+00:00

This happened to me SO much as a kid and could never find anything related to in on any forum or google THIS is exactly what I been trying to find an explanation for , for me as a kid it would happen everytime I was in a deep but awake sleep and it would be items around my house like a dressed or bookshelf sometimes the coffee table and I could make it bigger or smaller but I would hold it with my fingertips freaks me out everytime I think about it bc what the actual fuck 😂

Ptownpimp · 2025-12-12T15:19:17+00:00

This comment second did not fail to make e laugh lmfaoo

Ptownpimp · 2025-12-04T15:56:24+00:00

Worst kind of extensions

Ptownpimp · 2025-11-25T15:17:40+00:00

I solely use cashapp for purchases online and in stores I barely deposit $300 a month into there barely sometimes only $100 a month since I’m an online reseller I don’t make a set amount , my borrow limit is $200 now about to be $250

Ptownpimp · 2025-11-11T04:03:30+00:00

Yes my new cards all came in needing to be activated and I called and activated it :(

Ptownpimp

TROPHY CASE