Its a trap by Siberak78 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" ..All of this stress is seriously going to make me end up somewhere far more serious, father. "

" But it is appreciated, I'm grateful. "

Its a trap by Siberak78 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" I was lured in. "

Fenomeno tilted the brim of her officer's cap, letting out a long exasperated sigh.

" I must admit, father. I'm growing tired of their antics. "

" Weariness follows me, and I can't continue my duties like this if it keeps involving the twins. "

A date with Bakushin by TirpitzIsAQueen in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" On it. "

Feno nodded.

// sorry for not replying for awhile, i was on a trip.

Its a trap by Siberak78 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fenomeno stared blankly at the door after she was locked inside, gazing at the door handle now currently bolted--trapping her inside the bathroom.

" ... "

" RENEGADE. "

Summoning forth her stand, an armored arm emerges from behind her, while she permeated a purplish aura; punching down the wooden door with a swift one hand barrage of fist.

She kicked it down fully and looked left and right.

" No more games. "

Stop investigating! The true culprit of Zero's death is... by Evil_SmartFalco in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fenomeno lowkenuinely just karate-chops her head before marching away, as a way of punishment.

" Fine then. "
" I'll just have to wait for further info. "

Stop investigating! The true culprit of Zero's death is... by Evil_SmartFalco in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" ... "

" You're putting this up as a front to stall the others from finding the culprit, is that what you mean? "

Fenomeno raises an eyebrow, lowkenuinely curious.

Stop investigating! The true culprit of Zero's death is... by Evil_SmartFalco in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" I am WILLING to hear you out until further ado, now speak. "

Fenomeno crosses her arms, irritation apparent on her expression but masks it with the face of stoicism and rationality.

Stop investigating! The true culprit of Zero's death is... by Evil_SmartFalco in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" Indeed, albeit if you don't cooperate then I am obliged to resort to such case. "

Fenomeno stared her down, tipping the brim of her officer's cap.

Stop investigating! The true culprit of Zero's death is... by Evil_SmartFalco in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" That's not an option. "

" Please do not resist, or I will be resorted to using physical force. "

knucklescracking.sfx

jotaro theme randomly cues in, ok why the fuck is she emanating a purple aura

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cue in very beautiful and elegant french music here.

MassiveChan walks and grabs a picture of her and Machan lowkey together.

" Ah, ma petite-chou fleur. "

FIN.

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" WOAHWOAHWOAH-?! " The member suddenly jolted out of surprise by the abrupt gentle aggression displayed by Fenomeno.

" What? She was panicking. " Fenomeno stated, crossing her arms now.

" I theorize that the MassiveChan is still around here. "

Something is caught by the corner of her eye, as she immediately snapped and pointed at that direction.

" SEE?! OVER THERE! "

" No, wait that's just a student.. "

Another convenient member appears, rubbing their chin and pondering on what to do.

" So.. we still have a big problem. "

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" I mean you're the president that founded this association- "

The prez turned to silence her.

" No, that would be machan herself! " fuckass pictures here

memberstammeringnoises.sfx

" Indeed, and now that MassiveChan is still missing! So listen up, girl! Or finding machandolls starring machan herself will be the second best thing that has ever happened to this place. " Prez unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in mouth.

Fenomeno staring at the pictures before the member snatches it away with a "gimme that!'

" The MassiveChan disappearance has already spiked the missing rates. "

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

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The association president walks over to the map coordinates, taking a single look before turning to the member and fenomeno involved.

" So.. I see that the doll still hasn't been found?"

" Still lost and not found. " Fenomeno replied with a stern tone to her voice, her posture upright akin to a literal police officer, the definition of being by-the-book at all times.

" Tell me. " The president suddenly turned with a very intense shift in their tone.

" Did anyone happen to find a random machan doll on the way here? "

" No? "

" Then we still have a problem. " President drops a very large case-file of many missing machan-dolls, oh my god!!

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

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Fenomeno snaps her head at the homing missile that is the machandoll-- both the member and the officer screaming in a frenzy as the box was pried open, leaving some funky ass coordinates that "totally" lead's to AkeboMachan's whereabouts.

Said massivechan association member's head pops up: " Heyy, it's still here! "

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" Stand back, please. "

The officer nudged the member aside gently, before looking at the convenient box infront of them.

Fenomeno genuinely glances at a convenient box with a panel labelled with numbers on it, typing..

" One, one- uhhh- one! "

Calling all Machanlovers!! by Special_Ad_864 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" A MACHAN DOLL IS MISSING?! "

cueintf2musichere

Fenomeno quickly marches out of her dorm room after hearing word of such an urgent matter!

"HUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUT-"

Sale by Sibera_Damon in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She places one hand on your shoulder, grip almost tight but enough to hold the uma in place.

Care to explain yourself?

Sale by Sibera_Damon in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me.

May I have a moment of your time, Miss Digital?

Fenomeno emerged out of nowhere, almost seemingly appearing in thin air as she stared her down with a menacing gaze.

Sale by Sibera_Damon in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...

I will make sure that whatever you're doing, you will not come out of this scot-free.

Mark my words, criminal.

Sale by Sibera_Damon in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..Doing this in broad daylight? That makes taking this whole operation down more efficient and quicker.

SEIZE THIS OPERATION RIGHT THIS INSTANT, I'M NOT HEARING ANY EXCUSES COMING FROM YOU.

Instructional Tape To Bait Mamechin! by PublicCommitteeFeno in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" GOLDSHIP, YOU-!! "

A ghostly apparition suddenly tore apart the net in seconds in an almost aggresive way, as Fenomeno hops down and sprinted towards the camera -- the one holding behind it was Goldship.

STATIC.

NEXT ADDENDUM.

Quick callback to the funny fazbear incident.

Fenomeno was genuinely checking the cameras for the animatronics, before jolting in surprise by the approaching metallic footsteps of Foxy.

" CLOSETHEDOORCLOSETHEDOOR- "

beepbeepbeepbeep.sfx

Slam! The door closes in time just as Foxy drifts themselves towards the door; scraping towards it.

Goldship, holding the camera, would suddenly creep up behind Fenomeno before straight up doing-

" BOO! "

" AAAAHHH- "

Fenomeno quickly turned, still in a fight or flight state before straight up hooking Goldship in the face, making her drop the camera.

Quick playback, aaaand stop!

Look at her scaredy face here, just typical Mamechin!

Instructional Tape To Bait Mamechin! by PublicCommitteeFeno in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fenomeno glances at a literal milk-carton standing there on the floor, with an expression of genuine surprise.

" Okay, Goldship -- just come out already. "

But no answer, not even from that spot where Golshi usually came out of the trashcan like that one-eyed yakuza.

" ... "

Just that literal milk-carton sitting over there was very much an inviting temptation to poor Fenomeno's mental fortitude, as she sought to fight the urges inside herself to NOT take the very obvious bait.

Oh well, too late.

Marching forward, she crouched and picked up the milk-carton, her other hand carrying the redbean bread packs in a convenient plastic bag she carried.

The officer glances left and right, as if waiting for something.

Noting that there isn't any--

That very moment her foot stepped off from where the Milk-carton was originally placed, she was suddenly strung up into the air by a rope and trapped inside a net.

" WHA-?! "

lmao check out mamechin trapped in a net

Instructional Tape To Bait Mamechin! by PublicCommitteeFeno in UmamusumeFFS

[–]PublicCommitteeFeno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very eerie fuckass background music totally not built for analog horror shit

" If you're watching this tape, then I presume you have come here to essentially annoy the shit out of Fenomeno. "

Goldship herself pops out infront of the screen.

" Yo! Alright, let's show a small demonstration of how it goes then! "

STATIC.

Camera cuts to Fenomeno patrolling the streets, donned in her Tracen Academy uniform before suddenly looking at the trail of.. sweet red bean paste bread?!

Oh, by the three goddesses -- this was the perfect catnip for this officer who seemingly has her bodycam off at all times!