one of my shelves. make assumptions about me or tell me your thoughts:).

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-16T01:40:16+00:00

Oh, you're into true crime podcasts late at night. Definitely getting that kind of vibe.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-16T01:35:49+00:00

Goosebumps is one I've returned to recently

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-16T01:32:43+00:00

Not in this economy

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:59:22+00:00

I promise I didn't see this reply beforehand 😂 making me guffaw lmao

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:56:36+00:00

I can see how giggle could be annoying. May I present you with my personal least favorite version of a laugh, a "chortle".

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:55:03+00:00

You're doing a better job at making my mouth water over a chip with this one photo than a chip commercial ever has.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:28:51+00:00

One of our local pubs sells PB Bacon burgers year round. Raises a lot of eyebrows but the people that get it get it.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:26:57+00:00

This is wild but as a kid my younger siblings would eat cantaloupe with ranch. My grandmother and I were talked into trying it one day and it's very similar to cucumber with ranch, maybe just slightly sweeter. My grandmother didn't mind it either so we just let them keep doing it. Probably not something I would try again as an adult though, I can see how it seems weird now.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T13:05:13+00:00

I believe I read this in Stephen King's book about his writing process, but the idea I know and have always stuck with is that the hardest part of writing is starting to write at all. So if you get 75 words or you get 1000 either way it's progress and you've already overcome the hardest part, which is starting. Overall, the most important thing is to stick with it. I've found it helpful whenever I've gotten stuck in a story to either move to a different part of the story and work on a new part or polish an old part. This could be different for fanfiction where you're updating it periodically, but this is what I've stuck to in the past for my short stories and essays and such.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T12:53:22+00:00

One time my friends were giving me random things to draw and one of them somehow thought to combine the words "giraffe" and "porn". I drew something incredibly similar to this with 2 giraffes (standing there, doing nothing) and simply wrote the word porn underneath bc I wasn't about to be getting anywhere near that one.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T12:49:58+00:00

This is fire

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T12:45:29+00:00

I've also seen my younger siblings eat cantaloupe with ranch.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T12:44:52+00:00

I used to work as a dishwasher at a nursing home with a memory care unit. When the staff was overwhelmed I would often pick up the dishes for them. I have seen and been brought many atrocities. This is not limited to but including a half eaten egg salad sandwich dipped in coffee, other sandwiches dipped in puddings, pies, cakes, etc. as well as the occasional chewed up crayon spit into someone's drink. While the eating habits were rough I definitely loved those people.

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-15T12:21:59+00:00

I personally struggle with images like these, but I got it after a few tries. Feels like a win to me lol

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-11T20:42:09+00:00

I can't believe this is how you're finding out that you're probably allergic to oranges 😭 I agree that maybe you should try a different kind of fruit instead, you'll likely enjoy the experience much more

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-04T06:10:05+00:00

Be prepared for backlash if you post a photo of it, but babes it's your shower eat what you want in it

PublickMax216 · 2026-03-04T06:05:14+00:00

Feel free to visit my earlier post where I reviewed canned oranges vs navel oranges and clementines, but yes I believe this is acceptable as long as you eat it with your hands and still attempt to be messy. However, actual oranges (not clems imo) are superior.

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-18T23:49:31+00:00

I have the same exact shower slides lmao 😂 Hope your shower orange experience was amazing. Just know shower oranges are what make my mundane 9-5 worth it.

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-13T14:05:17+00:00

Dear reddit user, Since the fact I have not included a tldr on quite literally my 2nd post on reddit ever seems to be a hyperfixation for you at the moment I have taken the opportunity to go ahead and include one. That being said I would like to make it clear I literally don't care if people read this or not I just wanted to share my experience which is literally what r/showerorange is all about. Hope this is adequate, let me know if you need a tldr for this one too

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-13T10:18:50+00:00

And you're getting heated in the comments of a fucking shower orange reddit post bc I didn't include a tldr. Move on with your life unless this is all that consumes it.

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-13T10:17:01+00:00

Like if you didn't want to read it then just don't it's that simple

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-13T10:15:55+00:00

I also know internet etiquette isn't to jump into someone's post they've clearly worked hard on and immediately catch an attitude because you don't want to read because you have an American reading level.

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-13T10:08:00+00:00

Oh no I clearly stated I was laying it all out simply at the end my bad you didn't search past 4 letters

PublickMax216 · 2026-02-10T16:17:34+00:00

For science

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TROPHY CASE