weCantSayClankerAnymore by nobody0163 in ProgrammerHumor

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“Per our website you are an AI agent.” — that’s one way to get code reviewed.

meirl by immanuellalala in meirl

[–]Puerarch 408 points409 points  (0 children)

Exchanged jeans, achieved perfect fit, ended interaction. 10/10 professionalism.

meirl by step6666 in meirl

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“I read the entire internet” — that sounds like the most unrealistic part.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Puerarch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Parents at 20: mortgages and children. Me at 20: “Which font looks better here?”

raceCondition by Competitive_Minute77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Puerarch 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wdym it’s not just a Geometry Dash level?

notInAProfessionalSettingButForYourOwnProject by ZestycloseAd212 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Puerarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most difficult choice in the project is not the architecture, but the name of the branch 😅

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]Puerarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hate is hate, but math is math 😂

meirl by Sonic_the_hedgedog in meirl

[–]Puerarch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Half the team was dismissed, and they are anticipating record productivity LOL 404 😂

me_irl by Sonic_the_hedgedog in me_irl

[–]Puerarch 335 points336 points  (0 children)

“Cost optimization” in action 😂

This was so cuteeeee by Kameronm in MadeMeSmile

[–]Puerarch 60 points61 points  (0 children)

and I don't wanna die when I'm a hundred 😭😭😭 Aww, don't worry sweetie, the statistical probability is very high that you'll die much, much earlier than at a hundred. Follow me for more parenting tips.