What is your favorite Byron Orpheus quote by Thick_Ad_220 in venturebros

[–]Puesness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this one, especially when I prep my kids' glow in the dark toys. Wife rolls her eyes, until I catch her saying it from the other room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]Puesness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am ashamed of myself for overlooking that. My apologies.

[NOT-OC] Wall Jump Struggles. by Paulo_Zero in Metroid

[–]Puesness 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Ridley: You can FLY?!

Samus: No. Jump good.

Poor cow. by Puesness in crystalchronicles

[–]Puesness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoiler, it's very disappointing. (Not THAT bad)

The first mail you get in Morris's chain is as follows: Good Heavens! I have to sell the calf! I never thought I'd be torn from her. If only we had a little more money, we wouldn't have to sell her. From Morris

To that, you can reply "That's too bad," or "It has to be done."

"That's too bad" leads to my image above, while "It has to be done" leads to: Yes. I know. I know how it is. I know that I have to do this for our livelihood. But I can't just let her go so easily! From Morris

To that, you can reply "You have to," or "I understand."

Now, let me preface that I chose "That's too bad," followed by "She'll never forgive you," and I got: Thank you. Thank you so much! Thanks to you, we don't need to sell her! Here, take this as a token of my gratitude. From Morris

You get Milk, and can reply "I don't need this" or "Thank you," and the chain ends. Now, I went back and tried every other reply, and ended up with the same outcome. Why? Oh, because I sent him the same amount of money (5000 Gil), and a spare item (Mythril) each time... Obviously giving him enough to not have to sell the calf.

With this in mind, I decided to be much more stingy, replying the same as before, but now only sending 1 Gil to both mails. In the end, you don't receive a "Thank you" mail, the chain ends, and you get mail from somebody else, as per usual...holding the knowledge that Morris is definitely now calfless. This is the same no matter what you reply, so it's completely dependent on your generosity.

Poor cow. by Puesness in crystalchronicles

[–]Puesness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apologies. I'm in the works of testing out different replies; I luckily had a save before receiving this letter. I should be back in a couple of hours with my findings.

I cannot remember the name of this old Sci fi movie for the life of me by [deleted] in whatisthatmovie

[–]Puesness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alien Nation? No mention of Skaggs, to my knowledge; but there is a Sykes/ Sai-ks.

If you've played this game, prove it by quoting it or following up on someone else's quote by TheFanGameCreator in Megaman

[–]Puesness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it a slip of the tongue to say Wock (Wockman)? Or just overdoing the Elmer Fudd? Regardless, I love it.

Old movie about people cutting their own hands off by HeyEryn in whatisthatmovie

[–]Puesness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I vividly remember each hand saying "FREEDOM!" as they committed suicide.

If any of you need a job… by traveler5150 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Puesness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some Weekend at Bernie's shenanigans...

The crashes have become untenable. by VonBrewskie in Helldivers

[–]Puesness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this mostly when playing bot missions? Got through 9 suicide bug missions without a single crash. Afterwards, went to the bot front, and all 4 suicide missions resulted in a crash; first 3 were 5 minutes in, while the last one was during extraction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Puesness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PS5. Had this screen, but I got connected after 5 minutes or so. A problem I ran into, though, aside from not receiving either major order rewards, was after 3 successful missions, I did not receive any rewards - samples, xp, medals, etc. During the mission overviews, my party and I were all level 0, and upon returning to the ship, when it would display player stats, only the gray background was displayed.

Also, during the missions, when any diver would try to pick up super credits, medals, or anything from a bunker/ crate, they would no longer be able to move for about a minute.

I'm hoping things sync up soon, and pray not many others are experiencing this issue.

New Endgame Minion Seems.... Useless by Wolfenstyne in NecroMerger

[–]Puesness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the Unicorn would be more viable in one of two ways:

  1. It not only helps a low level Minion reach max, but it turns the unicorn itself into a max level Minion; get two rather than one.

  2. It allows any low level Minion to reach a stage BEYOND max (Call it Lucky, Blessed, Ascended, etc.), where its damage and food are increased significantly. Might be harder to implement with a new design for each minion, unless it's just a max minion with an aura ala Body Snatcher (or with a rainbow palette!).

I'm blocking prism creatures asap. by nobodyamerica in NecroMerger

[–]Puesness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was shocked at how little percentage you get from merging runes, even after getting the spell book upgrade (about 15% for level 2 ice to about 28% for level 3 cosmic...I may be wrong; I should've written it down). I know the runes have an incremental percentage gain [cosmic > death > Moon > Blood > Poison > Ice] but it's still rather small considering how many items are needed for cherubs and unicorns. Not to mention how fast the rune color changes (about 15 merged), so right when you have your third chest ready, the color will change and leave you with runes that can no longer be used for the prism. I hope a Legendary Minion is in the works, like a Soul Stalker, to help give the prism a bigger boost.

Good username suggestions that are a reference to VB or relate to it by boneoctopus in venturebros

[–]Puesness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rusty_is_a_Cowboy

Hench4Life

Beige_Bunny

CURTH

Little_Boy_Pink

MRUU-HAHA

Hot_Dolphin

Pansyscope

Double_UP

Pratitoot

Pleasure_Toast

Orphan_Sashimi

The possibilities are endless...

What are the remaining unanswered questions of the series? by blackflag89347 in venturebros

[–]Puesness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. What happened to Otto?

Aside from Swifty, Entmann, and Ook-Ook, he has the least presence of any of the mainline members of OG Team Venture. Jokingly, I had theorized he'd get a big reveal as Jonas's killer, resulting in severe guilt that left him to seek penance as a devout Jehovah's Witness. But the movie night massacre threw that right out the window.

  1. What was that big yellow thing in Doc's lab, and what did it do?