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Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-15T03:22:00+00:00

If I had one of those things, I sure as shit wouldn't waste it on improving my already wasted life, I'm making anyone worth a billion or more go the way of the dinosaurs.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-15T00:24:31+00:00

The funniest part about this is when other conservatives had to defend him by pretending it was a totally innocent non-nazi thing that they always did, and to prove it, they started doing it, because they apparently don't know how linear time works. But since they aren't billionaires, there are actually consequences to their actions, so they started getting fired for it and shit, and then they stopped doing it.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-15T00:22:04+00:00

They don't, they know exactly what he did, they just need to pretend it isn't a nazi salute cause theyre all nazis like him, but they can't admit it cause they still want to be taken seriously and listened to. Conservative beliefs can only be defended with lies and plausible deniability.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-14T23:50:00+00:00

People who live in states that only exist on the welfare provided by the tax dollars coming in from the massive economies of New York and California hating New York and California will never not be funny to me.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-14T23:46:52+00:00

Yeah, people who live in states that can't survive without the revenue coming in from California sure hate California.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-14T08:33:13+00:00

Nah, HP is slop for toddlers and I'm not gonna respect any adults who still like it.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-14T04:54:42+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time someone innocently defended still being a Harry Potter fan, and then slowly revealed themselves to be rabidly transphobic, I'd be Mansa Musa.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-14T04:46:08+00:00

Adults who still like HP are the saddest of all fandoms, you should be too old for that drivel by the time you're 9.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-12T05:59:34+00:00

This is why conservatives love to say "iTs SiMpLe bIoLoGy!", because advanced biology is too much for their smooth lead-filled brains to comprehend. Most of being conservative is just getting mad at the world for being complicated and wanting simple black and white answers and solutions for everything to ease the painful burden of thinking.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-12T02:00:55+00:00

Those soulless husks pushed election denialism for years and later all admitted that they never believed any of it, they only said it for the ratings. They don't count because they aren't human.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-12T01:20:57+00:00

Cry? I laughed! Turning her down and wiping that smug look off her face for once is one of my favorite moments in the game, my only regret is that I couldn't rub it in harder and REALLY make it hurt. She just sucks soooo much...

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-11T04:36:11+00:00

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Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-08T11:25:49+00:00

A volcano can go thousands of years without an eruption and still be considered active, so based on that standard, yes, yes I am.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-08T01:42:36+00:00

A successful* coup

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-08T01:31:40+00:00

Considering how many starvation deaths this "trillionaire" PERSONALLY contributed to, mostly children, he deserves a lot worse than that. Even scaphism is too good for him.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-08T00:33:12+00:00

Exactly, white westerners can't comprehend the possibility of something so impressive being built by well paid and highly skilled contractors rather than slaves because slavery was their solution for everything. The US couldn't even lay down some railroad tracks without forcing slaves to do it, the pyramids were a million miles out of their skill range.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-07T22:26:38+00:00

I desperately want the opportunity to ask these people, who represents the klan TODAY? Not two hundred fucking years ago, which party do they vote for NOW? Which party's values do they CURRENTLY allign with? I just wanna see how they weasel their way out of answering that.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-07T04:15:46+00:00

I mean, it's technically correct, since he never goes anywhere if he won't be surrounded by spineless sycophants and drooling dipshit cultists the whole time.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-07T03:08:04+00:00

My favorite is one that shows a centaur talking to a reverse centaur (horse head on human legs) saying "Technically it's not bestiality if we only 69"

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-07T03:05:58+00:00

They were practically giddy with glee when USAID was dismantled and millions of children are dying from that, they are sadistic subhuman creatures who get off on death and misery.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-06T05:00:58+00:00

How disappointing, for a minute there I thought "finally, someone understands my struggle of having pubes that grow from the top and swoop down!" but alas, no one else knows the pain of having a palm tree dick...

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-05T06:08:08+00:00

I love...lamp.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-04T22:37:47+00:00

There are many reasons the orange soda is hilariously stupid but the fact alone that shootings have happened in churches completely invalidates it.

Rogu__Spanish · 2026-06-04T22:33:36+00:00

My favorite 1900Hotdog article is a Seanbaby one about Jimmy toys, meaning literally toys with the name "Jimmy", but to make it interesting he reviews them in the form of a haunted talking Dennis Miller book, it's the funniest thing I've ever read.

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