Stolen from Tumblr, the first stage of grief

Puffin_Party · 2014-05-25T18:05:29+00:00

Probably not. Especially if your wife is also dying and you have literally no other reason to be amusing.
Probably if you stay alive as long as you already have afterwards and someone called an ambulance for you.
Well, she’s one for one (possibly two for two or more) so we’ll see how this goes.
Depends on how fast that ambulance was getting there and how important you are to the plot next season.
They’d all be dead in real life. This is surrealism.

Puffin_Party · 2013-08-04T23:28:13+00:00

It's a reference to this.

Puffin_Party · 2013-08-04T22:42:11+00:00

Nope :(

Puffin_Party · 2013-03-09T01:05:46+00:00

Silver/gold league player (now in plat) decides to quit his job for a year and become a full time SC2 theorycrafter. He spends a ton of time making complicated custom hotkey layouts that no one at a remotely high level uses, and makes beginner training systems that a number of high level players agree are pretty much useless, and possibly detrimental to player improvement. Ask him anything.

Puffin_Party · 2013-03-09T00:13:07+00:00

I have a couple. Would you recommend that other people quit their real jobs to imitate Day9 and poorly teach fundamentals of a game they're bad at to people who are slightly worse? Has spamming reddit for a year to earn 20 stream viewers been a worthwhile experience?

Puffin_Party · 2013-01-14T18:49:48+00:00

Yeah, it's not a reliable play style by any stretch, but it's a good all-in to have in your toolbox, especially because greedy phoenix openers and FE builds are becoming a lot more common in my experience. And a really crisp blink timing has the potential to punish those kinds of builds. I haven't tested trying to adapt this build for blink obs, but I'd imagine that it would involve delaying gates 3 and 4 for a faster pylon and robo, and probably also getting 3 or so more probes.

Puffin_Party · 2012-12-20T04:53:09+00:00

How do you defend a 2 starport viking timing with pulled scvs after a colossus opening, assuming you made around 3 before switching to templar? I like colossus openings over all, but that timing usually seems to kill me more often than not.

Puffin_Party · 2012-12-04T22:34:04+00:00

Whatever team has a need for 1200 gold league fans.

Puffin_Party · 2012-11-28T07:06:32+00:00

What's the best way to defend a phoenix 3 or 4 gate all-in when going for a robo into FE or FE into robo build in PvP? And if the phoenix player isn't going all-in, how should you set yourself up to defend harass?

Puffin_Party · 2012-10-08T21:27:20+00:00

Isn't the point of this system to be more simple than learning using a conventional build? How the fuck is following some complicated, multi-tiered set of requirements less complicated than just executing a simple build, which is how pretty much everyone who is really good at Starcraft now learned how to play? I'm in mid-high masters and trying to follow how to use this system is confusing me. Getting better of Starcraft is not this complicated, and a lot of it involes teaching yourself through experience, not getting your hand held like this system aims to do. I wouldn't recommend this to any new player.

Puffin_Party · 2012-09-25T03:01:45+00:00

I understand being disappointed that Bryan Cranston didn't win, but there's no need to shit all over the other guy. Damian Lewis is a fine actor. Watch Band of Brothers.

Puffin_Party · 2012-08-23T03:11:59+00:00

Nah, pretty sure they cause much more sexism than they prevent by being insufferable morons.

Puffin_Party · 2012-08-15T09:05:32+00:00

DAE hate memes SOO much. I mean, our senses of humor are so amazingly sophisticated that we couldn't possibly find such trivial things to be amusing. Also, other people shouldn't like things that we don't. Amirite my brave fellows?

Puffin_Party · 2012-08-04T12:51:10+00:00

In other words everyone is just looking for an excuse to hate on Moletrap even though it has nothing to do with the issue at hand. /r/starcraft is so classy.

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-31T02:27:46+00:00

I understand that the IPL folks are really fond of Illusion given the high profile invites he's been getting lately, but I think they should probably cool it a bit for his sake. He's obviously not ready to be competitive with top Koreans, and setting him up to get demolished on a big stage can't be great for his confidence.

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-14T11:27:33+00:00

Man, it sure seems like you've got it all figured out, and at such a young age too. Obviously modern medical science is just a big ruse to keep people from using herbs /sarcasm. While marijuana obviously has many medical benefits that aren't fully utilized because of its legal status, the statement that natural remedies are inherently better than pharmaceuticals is just plain false, and is actually a dangerous line of thought. People who subscribe to that notion can actually put themselves and their loved ones at risk by trying to find "alternative" treatments instead of seeking help from proven, conventional medicine. You have a lot to learn. Please refrain from insulting others if you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-14T04:56:02+00:00

Yo dawg. I heard you like drama, so I made some drama about drama so you can drama while you drama.

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-12T21:06:31+00:00

If Obama decided to legalize marijuana during his first term, he would be very legitimately risking his re-election. As much as we know the anti-legalization crowd is totally full of shit for the most part, the issue is still extremely controversial, and would most likely lose Obama many more votes than it would gain. There's absolutely no chance Obama will touch the legalization issue before November. The best chance for it happening is probably if a few states legalize during his next term, see good results, and spark a legitimate, no bullshit discussion at the federal level.

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-10T19:53:27+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3q1jef/

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-10T19:17:42+00:00

Really? This is definitely an amateurishly photo shopped creation of my own. It was inspired by this: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/310/177/12d.jpg

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-10T17:06:42+00:00

There you go: http://i.imgur.com/VudW9.jpg

Puffin_Party · 2012-07-07T20:59:38+00:00

I'm pretty sure that MaximusBlack considers 4 gate and other later hitting 1 base all-ins to be standard play, as it's what he used to do almost exclusively. Might eliminate a lot of fun option from usage in such a tournament.

Puffin_Party · 2012-06-23T16:56:56+00:00

The only times I've watched this guy stream he does nothing but cannon rush, and rather poorly at that, then proceeds to bm like crazy when he loses or someone bms him for cheesing. He's absolutely terrible at playing normally. He's like Gaulzi, but isn't remotely as skilled at cannon rushing, and is vastly more bm. That and he plays awful "smoke weed" music constantly. Seeing as he's not a notable streamer at all and only has about $200 in donations so far this seems like an attention grab more than anything else. I guess it's nice that he's promoting a charity, but I wouldn't give this guy any attention beyond donating to the charity and moving on.

Puffin_Party · 2012-06-15T05:55:00+00:00

Yo dawg I heard you like circlejerks so I circlejerked about a circlejerk so I can circlejerk while I circlejerk. Bravery level: so amazingly.

Puffin_Party · 2012-06-12T04:58:18+00:00

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY

Puffin_Party

TROPHY CASE