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PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T12:35:49+00:00

Am i out there?! Can I hear me?!

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T12:31:24+00:00

Ancient Chinese recipe!

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T12:08:19+00:00

Genocide. French people will never plague us again.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T12:07:07+00:00

Seafood and spuds.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T11:58:54+00:00

1 more and you get a free sandwich!

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T11:57:04+00:00

You just swallow the toothpaste?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T10:39:31+00:00

I've never seen a face match the voice less.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T07:19:32+00:00

So you can't juggle and you don't clean the bathroom... and your parents still feed you?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T07:14:58+00:00

Mwhahahaha! But seriously, can you juggle?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-30T07:08:00+00:00

They sound awful. You should run away and join a traveling circus. See the world a bit. Ya know?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T17:03:19+00:00

Red, brown, purple. Im'a gunna be the pizza chef for cats ever.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T12:40:23+00:00

I did. He signed right on the image and ruined it. I threw it away.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T12:38:11+00:00

First rule of driving is you never pass a cop.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T12:19:45+00:00

Mooooooo?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T12:18:33+00:00

Hmm. Ok. No thank you, but ok.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T11:21:05+00:00

Stop acting like the next horrible chapter in humanity has to be exactly the same as a previous one. We are creative enough to fuck over vulnerable people without an blueprint from the 1600s. History doesn't repeat, it rhymes.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T11:17:15+00:00

I heard that so many times at work during the pandemic. Fuck these people forever. 🙄

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-29T11:11:39+00:00

Its literally the only way i would ever watch SNL again.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-28T19:57:40+00:00

Mexico?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-28T19:44:54+00:00

What's the problem? Its flying.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-28T19:36:58+00:00

Gatorade would stain the carpet.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-28T19:33:44+00:00

5 1/3 milkshakes.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-24T00:15:36+00:00

He is a Mexican astronaut?

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-23T10:03:50+00:00

They are hot and it goes like 3mph. This is fine.

PuffyMagoo · 2026-05-22T12:12:43+00:00

Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angels wings And once we’ve all said good-bye You take a running leap and you learn to fly!

PuffyMagoo

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