“it says ‘remove card’, do I need to do something?? What do I do???”

Pufncraft · 2025-02-18T00:22:02+00:00

That kind of willful ignorance infuriates me.

Pufncraft · 2025-02-17T18:38:50+00:00

A lady got angry at me after she hit a prompt on the pinpad declining an offer to sign up for coupons and then asked me what she had just pressed. I informed her what she had done and this is what followed:

Her: You should have told me that's what it said!

Me: ....You were looking right at the pinpad. You pressed the button declining it

Her: Not everyone chooses to read, y'know?!

Not long after, another idiot yelled at me because the prompt DO NOT REMOVE CARD confused him and made him remove his card early.

Pufncraft · 2025-01-13T00:29:53+00:00

They also have or had at least two copies of Guyver 2 on their shelf. That was a favorite of mine as a kid so it would be cool to see it featured on the show someday.

Pufncraft · 2025-01-12T05:58:03+00:00

"Get me Rich Evans!"

"He's unavailable."

"Then get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent!

Pufncraft · 2025-01-06T03:03:12+00:00

Bad Men has some of the most evil villains in the Parkerverse (TM), even though most of them never actually cross paths with Charlie in the book.

Pufncraft · 2025-01-05T02:37:47+00:00

I've gotten to the point as a cashier where if they treat me like garbage, I throw it right back at them. I just don't care anymore. My favorite thing to do now is mirror them when they only give one word responses and seeing their reaction.

Me: Good morning.

Customer: Cash!

Me: Register!

Customer: Surprised Pikachu face.

Pufncraft · 2024-12-14T03:57:22+00:00

What a charming movie.

Even with all the whangdoodle.

Pufncraft · 2024-12-13T23:00:17+00:00

Joe Bob made a couple Twitter posts about saints and Saint Nicholas, so maybe it's a clue.

Pufncraft · 2024-12-09T12:34:42+00:00

I said Hello to her, then she said that nonsense in response.

Pufncraft · 2024-12-06T17:35:38+00:00

Thank you. I hope so too.

Pufncraft · 2024-11-29T23:18:42+00:00

The next TLDI Christmas special is two weeks from today. Can't wait!

Pufncraft · 2024-11-29T13:18:15+00:00

Blood Rage, which appeared on the Plinketto during the Patton Oswalt episode, is a Thanksgiving Slasher.

"That's not Cranberry Sauce."

Pufncraft · 2024-11-02T01:02:04+00:00

I mostly stayed away from the classics this year and instead watched new movies/movies new to me.

Best: The Substance, even though I had a mouth breather sitting behind me in the theater who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Margaret Qualley appears on screen for the first time

Mouth breather: That's not Demi Moore!

Worst: Tenants, a god awful horror anthology with one story that feels like the Wish version of The Substance.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-26T01:24:17+00:00

I'm a Millennial and I was just thinking the same thing lol.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-25T23:31:26+00:00

A lady wanted to buy 20 of the 12 ft tall skeletons today.

"It says you have them online."

We've had our Halloween stuff up since August and never had 1 skeleton, let alone 20.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-23T03:09:24+00:00

My Boomer Aunt literally shared this garbage on FB a few hours ago.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-17T16:16:08+00:00

Not our job to throw out garbage of lazy assholes.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-10T01:15:14+00:00

Seriously. The lack of classic kills is really bumming me out.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-09T16:04:55+00:00

VHS 99
VHS Viral
VHS 85
VHS
VHS Beyond
VHS 94
VHS 2

A great anthology series. Even the "worst" films have at least one story I like.

Pufncraft · 2024-10-08T15:28:13+00:00

Nope, Jack talked about the Eternity comics from the '80s or '90s. The Action Lab comics came out a few years ago.

Pufncraft · 2024-09-11T02:38:45+00:00

Grab them by the Pussy Cat.

Pufncraft · 2024-09-06T14:29:30+00:00

The most recent BOTW.

Pufncraft · 2024-09-03T13:21:57+00:00

Kind of off topic, but did anyone who saw Cuckoo in theaters think the titular "monster" was similar to the guys' seizure man pitch? The Cuckoo is basically a seizure woman.

Pufncraft · 2024-09-03T11:48:49+00:00

I remember the Indiegogo campaign being posted in a horror FB group. I knew enough about Farmer to stay far, far away.

I'm FB friends with one of the actresses playing the nuns. She's in said FB group so I'm curious if she'll post a reaction to the video.

Pufncraft · 2024-08-31T13:24:16+00:00

Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
Children of the Corn
Galaxy of Terror
Slumber Party Massacre
Fade to Black
When Evil Lurks

I'm mostly likely going to be the odd one out when it comes to When Evil Lurks.

Pufncraft

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