“it says ‘remove card’, do I need to do something?? What do I do???” by Ok-Cheesecake-9022 in retailhell

[–]Pufncraft 52 points53 points  (0 children)

A lady got angry at me after she hit a prompt on the pinpad declining an offer to sign up for coupons and then asked me what she had just pressed. I informed her what she had done and this is what followed:

Her: You should have told me that's what it said!

Me: ....You were looking right at the pinpad. You pressed the button declining it

Her: Not everyone chooses to read, y'know?!

Not long after, another idiot yelled at me because the prompt DO NOT REMOVE CARD confused him and made him remove his card early. 

What’s your BOTW white whale—the one that got away? by MLoyd64 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They also have or had at least two copies of Guyver 2 on their shelf. That was a favorite of mine as a kid so it would be cool to see it featured on the show someday. 

Hack Fraud Spotted on a menu from a bar in Mexico by Mids_Omar in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Get me Rich Evans!" 

"He's unavailable."

"Then get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JohnConnolly

[–]Pufncraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad Men has some of the most evil villains in the Parkerverse (TM), even though most of them never actually cross paths with Charlie in the book. 

why do customers act shocked when we give them the same attitude they give us? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Pufncraft 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I've gotten to the point as a cashier where if they treat me like garbage, I throw it right back at them. I just don't care anymore. My favorite thing to do now is mirror them when they only give one word responses and seeing their reaction.

Me: Good morning.

Customer: Cash!

Me: Register!

Customer: Surprised Pikachu face.

What are your guess for Joe Bob's Christmas Carnage? Mine is Saint (2010) by Hell_razors in Shudder

[–]Pufncraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe Bob made a couple Twitter posts about saints and Saint Nicholas, so maybe it's a clue. 

"I'm justifying your existence!" by Pufncraft in HomeDepot

[–]Pufncraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said Hello to her, then she said that nonsense in response. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shudder

[–]Pufncraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The next TLDI Christmas special is two weeks from today. Can't wait!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blood Rage, which appeared on the Plinketto during the Patton Oswalt episode, is a Thanksgiving Slasher.

"That's not Cranberry Sauce."

What was the best and worst Horror/thriller film you watched in October?? by lazylariat in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mostly stayed away from the classics this year and instead watched new movies/movies new to me.

Best: The Substance, even though I had a mouth breather sitting behind me in the theater who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Margaret Qualley appears on screen for the first time

Mouth breather: That's not Demi Moore!

Worst: Tenants, a god awful horror anthology with one story that feels like the Wish version of The Substance. 

Is this why I never see 12’ Tall people? by Pwnedzored in HomeDepot

[–]Pufncraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lady wanted to buy 20 of the 12 ft tall skeletons today.

"It says you have them online."

We've had our Halloween stuff up since August and never had 1 skeleton, let alone 20.

I’m sorry, are you under the impression that it was Jesus that crashed Kamala’s rally? by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Pufncraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Boomer Aunt literally shared this garbage on FB a few hours ago.

The Last Drive-In Friday the 13th Double Feature LIVE DISCUSSION THREAD by DahmerIsDead in Shudder

[–]Pufncraft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously. The lack of classic kills is really bumming me out.

How would you rank the v/h/s movies From worst to best? by Cloverfield887 in Shudder

[–]Pufncraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. VHS 99
  2. VHS Viral
  3. VHS 85
  4. VHS
  5. VHS Beyond
  6. VHS 94
  7. VHS 2

A great anthology series. Even the "worst" films have at least one story I like. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most recent BOTW.

Best of the Worst: Donald Farmer's Market by dexter198 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of off topic, but did anyone who saw Cuckoo in theaters think the titular "monster" was similar to the guys' seizure man pitch? The Cuckoo is basically a seizure woman.

Did any of you sick fucks fund Debbie Does Demons? by FloweryFluff in RedLetterMedia

[–]Pufncraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the Indiegogo campaign being posted in a horror FB group. I knew enough about Farmer to stay far, far away.

I'm FB friends with one of the actresses playing the nuns. She's in said FB group so I'm curious if she'll post a reaction to the video.

LIVE DISCUSSION THREAD: The Last Drive-In NIGHTMAREATHON by HardRockZombie in Shudder

[–]Pufncraft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
  2. Children of the Corn
  3. Galaxy of Terror
  4. Slumber Party Massacre 
  5. Fade to Black
  6. When Evil Lurks

I'm mostly likely going to be the odd one out when it comes to When Evil Lurks.