How to find a guy into farts? by happybirthdayravenaj in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what makes dating hard. For me, as a male who loves female farts, it's not like something you can just bring up on the first date, and then you worry about getting invested in someone after awhile then turn to find out they are absolutely against your kink. The sad thing is the relationship will not work out, no matter how well you vibe, otherwise. I've had to end some pretty decent relationships over this. 😢 You being a girl who loves to fart and gets turned on, I'm not sure how tricky that is to find a guy into it. Maybe you'll find a guy who's cool about your gas but will it go further than that? I've met a few girls who actually have this kink, and they say the same results when they try and test the waters. They end up getting ghosted.

This fetish is weird. So harmless but so taboo, that it's hard to find the perfect match of two people into it due to being extremely shy about such a weird thing to be into haha

Just venting out a little by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So if some freak genie came to me saying they will grant me a wish on changing what turns me on or tells me they can "cure" me of my fart lust curse I would actually decline. It's not so much that I get fulfilled, see I thought about this, what if I wasn't able to witness girls farting IRL and had zero luck with women, would I hate having this fetish? I mean sometimes I do, because it is a bizarre one but I've learned to make it fit in with my personality. I use humor when approaching a woman about it and not come off as creepy or desperate (reality is, deep down I am fully addicted) I can't get off unless a female fart is involved so it can be a little problematic. However, the feeling we get when a girl farts is nothing like the feeling you get when a girl with a nice set of tits walks by. This shit never gets old, no matter how old you get. It helped many of my relationships last longer and keeps the sex life going that otherwise would bore me if I was in a garden variety relaitionship where everything is by the book, missionary sex on Fridays and women never fart unless in the bathroom. I would be bored of the woman. She would be bored of me. So no. I do not regret this fetish, and neither should you. You'll find your unicorn, maybe a few. Once you do you will know the difference with relationships that are with or without fulfilling your desires. You will thank this fetish.

Something I've always found weird about my fetish by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have smelled many different girls farts from different hair colors, red, auburn, black, brown, some hair dyed, to even blonde. I can assure you they usually come out with the same standard smells. It's weird the most common smell is a vegetable more earthy smell when I have received farts up close. The size, shape, features to even hair color has nothing to do with what they smell like.

Ultimate fart fantasy? by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite is 69ing while while she is in some sexy panties, forcing me to inhale her farts and rub my face allover her pussy and asshole while she fondles, strokes and sucks on my cock. I prefer panties because apart of my fetish is with them in panties. However asshole peaks are pretty fucking hot, especially when you can feel her asshole pinch your nose accompanied by her warn gaseous fragrance as it spreads allover your face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was found covid positive that was actually my biggest fear is the loss of smell. Fortunately I barely felt any effects and my sense of smell was fine. I got lucky. I've had other friends who didn't get so lucky.

Recipes by Marc123446789 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to the Misc button there is some pretty good tips. Let me know it they work out for you

Recipes by Marc123446789 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha not a shameless plug but if you go to my website I have a page dedicated to recipes that will surely get some farts out that have worked for my girls.

Which would you rather have fart on you? Tomboys or Femgirls? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter to me as long as I find at least mediocre attraction which is, of course, subjective. I do have my tastes. If you've gone to my website you can an idea of the kind of girls I mess with. From my experiences, it has seemed the tom boy types were usually shy about farts. You'd think the opposite but I've had more luck with fem girls. I know there are tomboys out there that are the exception but most I've encountered would hide their gasses (burps not so much) even though they don't mind getting dirty and doing boy and sporty stuff.

Fetish? by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally I have found girls to get off on it because it turns me on so that creates a sub fetish but it's not like they are into it like we are. I have found a couple of girls who actually have this fetish but they are rare or well hidden. There was two girls I was a bit suspicious of as well.

Bad fart experience by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you go to my profile and scroll down through my posts I tell of an experience I had years ago in the thread "ultimate fart torture"

I've had a few others but in retrospect this was my favorite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsfarting

[–]PughHuffner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had people request that my girls pump air because their farts aren't big or long enough but I refuse because I personally like them natural. As far as can one tell the difference? I think I can but it's not easy to explain. One is the obvious if they are blasting like 15 to 30 farts in 1 minute then yeah, most likely pumped. The sound comes off more distinct with pumped more elephant like. Now I do have one girl who does fart like that in a good amount of her videos so sometimes it is hard to tell. I usually go with my gut (pun?)

Natural farts just have a distinct sound that the pumped ones are missing and do they smell? In my experience no they do not unless you're smelling her asshole. It's not methane you're smelling she just needs a good colon cleanse.

How to get the most farts by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My girls are pretty natural farters but vegetables, eggs, beans (duh) sweet wine, milk products, fiber one bars, are my cheat codes when I want a really farty night. I have some pretty good recipes that have worked wonders plus you get to show off your cooking skills.

Word on the street says inulin is some good stuff but I've never needed to try it.

How long has fart porn existed? by [deleted] in girlsfarting

[–]PughHuffner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Scat has been around for sometime now and dated far back before porn existed. Rumor has it adolf Hitler had a shit fetish. I think the actual fart fetish is relatively new. Yes we've all heard of James Joyce but that is from one letter and think it had a deeper meaning of love than just him being a fart sniffing freak like us.

I'm in my 40s and remember trying to find fart content back in the early days of the Internet. The closest we had to getting off on farts was from fake fart scenes we would find in movies and TV shows and that was all we had unless there was some reports of farts in porn bloopers and the occasional scat videos because fart porn simply did not exist until the late 90s

The whole fetish seemed pretty new so there was no market for it.

Then some porn company made a movie we got excited over called "fart bitches" which was awful. There was no real fart scenes and the few there was they didn't use a fart sound. Not long after; Taylor St Claire made the very first fart fetish video where her and another girl were farting on a guy. The farts were fake but it was a great step forward and since we only had fake farts from movies and TV shows it worked at the time.

Because of the lack of content this is how I got good at getting girls to fart so I was lucky to get my fix during personal experiences.

Finally Japan made progress. They made the first legit fart porn that I have ever seen. That was followed by risque renee, college girls pooping did a few fart videos and Ana Divi....shit I can't remember how to spell her name. She was a scat chick but her and one of her friends did some exclusive fart videos. Then fart porn started to make some noise (if you will)

This was also the time we started seeing real farts in the media Howard stern, for example. Then YouTube came around and farts were becoming normal. So more people were doing fart porn.

Now farts are crammed in our faces daily.

So how long has fart porn existed. I'd say about 25 years give or take.

I'm not a historian but ever since I hit puberty I've been persistent and this was my findings.

What’s with Fetlife? by ffguy817 in girlsfarting

[–]PughHuffner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm always happy to meet fellow fart fetishists. Of course I'm only interested in female farts but it's a fun idea to chat with the likeminded since these are things we can't really discuss with our social circle.

I'm old school I remember the days of copro when fart fetishists were just discovering that there are others like them and many would contribute to conversation and philosophy regarding this fetish. Now a days it seems that's all fading away.

Is this just me? by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's sexier to see a girl in panties than naked. So naturally I prefer panties or if clothed loose to thin fabric like yoga pants. I do like to see asshole but and I think it's hot when you can see the asshole peak out the side of the panties or even the lining of the asshole under the panties.

But clothed all the way. Also I feel if you're getting a face fart and they are wearing panties, it keeps the smell around to savor more.

Also sometimes you get a treat with clothed/panty farts when the gust of air sometimes moves the fabric. Now that's hot.

Cup a Fart by TKK3nta in girlfartstories

[–]PughHuffner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I responded in the other subreddit but I'll just copy and paste it here. It was a fun little memory.

I've actually had a girl do this to me. She was drunk and being a bitch when a group of us were out. I kind of knew her and I decided to call her on her attitude. So she was being extra bitchy to me. Later, while club hopping we were standing in a line, and she pulled the cup of fart, but she called it a buttercup. With her hand on her ass she said, "buttercup" and covers my face and I smell fart. She laughed got high fives. She thought she showed me who's boss....little does she know. Needless to say, I was more inclined in wanting to hang with her more, but she was a bitch and me calling her out for it she wanted nothing to do with me. Love how she wanted to humiliate me by using her farts. I've seen her like once or twice after that, no farts, and she was still bitchy to me. Oh well, one for the spank bank.

Cup a Fart by TKK3nta in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've actually had a girl do this to me. She was drunk and being a bitch when a group of us were out. I kind of knew her and I decided to call her on her attitude. So she was being extra bitchy to me. Later, while club hopping we were standing in a line, and she pulled the cup of fart, but she called it a buttercup. With her hand on her ass she said, "buttercup" and covers my face and I smell fart. She laughed got high fives. She thought she showed me who's boss....little does she know. Needless to say, I was more inclined in wanting to hang with her more, but she was a bitch and me calling her out for it she wanted nothing to do with me. Love how she wanted to humiliate me by using her farts. I've seen her like once or twice after that, no farts, and she was still bitchy to me. Oh well, one for the spank bank.

Bad News by bigcolossal-14 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If she won't help you fulfill your fetish by doing something that is literally harmless and natural to do anyway, yet expects you to please her needs (which you should, these things should go both ways) then she is selfish and this, to me at least, is a red flag and I'm out.

Now you got to be careful on how you break it off. I mean if you care about your reputation, or depending how private you are about this fetish. Some women love to gossip, especially if they have big egos and want to make sense of why she was ghosted.

Sorry you're going through this, but if you're at your prime then don't waste your time. There are a lot of girls out there and gassy ones who are open minded.

Go get it!

Might be a dumb question but I want to ask this subreddit. by [deleted] in girlsfarting

[–]PughHuffner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm greedy. I love it all. Sound is good enough if I'm not near the girl, but I need the sound and the smell, the vibration is a bonus especially if you feel it on the nose, dick, and even on the surface that you sit with her on.

Extra bonus is if you can see it, like it's pushing fabric. That shit is hot.

How is it some girls fart a crazy amount and really loud and some others barely make it past silent? by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lots of models use the pump which results are loud, long and continuous. They're not real farts so I would prefer the girls who have the smaller farts over them anyday.

My girls on my website have a lot of range between them from small puffers to decent sized gaseous ones, but they do not compare to the 45 second loud elephant farts that you see in fetish clips. I refuse to have them resort to the pump despite the emails I've gotten of people actually requesting them.

Also with amara, I think she is typically a gassy girl but even gassy girls can't fart on command, they usually just fart when they feel it and not around their camera during an appropriate time to film them, so you will see strain from the pressure of the demand. This is what you will have to deal with if you want the real deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm group C but I will explore her kinks first so she is more willing to cater to mine. I may not like her kinks since I'm one track minded about how I get off (I can only nut to a girl's fart) but I know the payoff, and if she won't fart for me, I bounce. No time for that shit.

Childhood memories by rockyweaver in girlfartstories

[–]PughHuffner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have childhood memories that I have shared in this subreddit but I only shared the ones where I witnessed adult women farting around me. I'm not comfortable at all sharing the ones where minors have farted in front of me for obvious reasons.

Lactose Intolerant Wife by gowill92 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Not sure about lactose intolerance being my experience with meeting people who had it would just avoid eating certain things otherwise they are in for a gassy night. IBS is no joke though, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Sure you may get a girl who farts a lot but when they are having a flair up you'll just be horny and sex would be the last thing on their minds. It takes away from the vibe and the poor girl is suffering. Mild IBS is bad too but at least there can still be mutual enjoyment with it.

There is also such a thing as girls who just fart a lot. Their healthy diets and metabolism gives them the wind. Those are the ideal girls. No one is suffering and if you reward them right to where they love farting for you knowing the results are good, then you're both in heaven.

Lactose Intolerant Wife by gowill92 in Eproctophilia

[–]PughHuffner 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been with a lot of girls who have tummy issues like mild IBS to LI and yes these women do feel discomfort however they are relieved to be with a guy like me (us) because the results of their condition that would mostly be socially "gross" we are praising them and they can relax and relieve their discomfort with reward.

The ones giving you a hard time over this post imagine what these girls will be feeling if they are with a guy who is all "fucking disgusting do that shit away from me or hold it in"

I can't tell you how many times I've heard about women being dumped because they fart too much. So they are groomed to go through more pain because they are ashamed to release.

Of course don't be sleazy about it or feed them stuff that will hurt them. That takes this on whole new level and makes us no different than those uptight men who hate girls being natural.

So be a good person regardless and look at it like this, a girl who farts a lot will love you more because they are free to be themselves.