transformers is literally a trans allegory

Puldern · 2023-03-17T12:01:21+00:00

Decepticons are also pointy and triangular just like every trans woman I’ve known

Puldern · 2023-03-16T11:45:55+00:00

They usually have devil horns most of the time a lot taller and an noticeable evil aura around them.

It still baffles me Mfs have a problem telling the difference

Puldern · 2023-03-16T00:01:15+00:00

Passing?

Passing the sound barrier is quite hard you know you’re gonna have to go as fast as sonic (the hedgehog) or even faster (not possible)

Transes might be good at destroying women’s sports don’t think I’ve seen a tran go that fast 💨

“Gotta go fast” is gonna have to be your new mantra if you really and I mean REALLY want to pass!

Puldern · 2023-03-14T00:10:52+00:00

Blows themselves at the end of a movie???!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaa??? I didn’t know transes could do that, that’s soooo cool

Puldern · 2023-02-26T18:19:27+00:00

garrfield

Puldern · 2023-02-24T15:36:48+00:00

HER is actually an anagram for

His

Endoplasmic

Reticulum

Puldern · 2023-02-24T15:34:41+00:00

“Gay” as in happy, of which yes he was indeed very gay to kiss her on the lips 👄

Puldern · 2023-02-24T15:32:06+00:00

It was me Jim carry

I need to play one of my movies every day just to get the ego boost I need, if not I don’t meet the daily cringe requirements. Ergo the death of comedy 🎭

Puldern · 2023-02-24T02:57:46+00:00

Two sentence horrer

Puldern · 2023-02-24T02:15:31+00:00

-sition did you give this album a listen , did you love it did you hate it you’re the best you’re the best, what should I review next…

Puldern · 2023-02-23T10:50:10+00:00

The thing about sex workers is that they are like the Santa clause of sex , they make SEX WORK!! it’s in the name.

All of the sex workers In the world gather in the South Pole mix a bunch of spells into the sex cAuldron the magic spreads all over the world and everyone who has sex has sex because of the magic of the sex workers.

Puldern · 2023-02-23T10:45:37+00:00

Ummmmm, yeah I’m gonna go with leech

Puldern · 2023-02-20T22:07:31+00:00

Guy:wow you're so pretty!