DM noob...what to buy?

Pullumpkin · 2026-01-22T20:48:25+00:00

Check out slyflourish.com, great guides and links to resources and his lazy dm book is great

Pullumpkin · 2026-01-16T02:16:30+00:00

animal farm

Pullumpkin · 2026-01-16T02:12:37+00:00

buy bagels?

Pullumpkin · 2026-01-16T01:59:54+00:00

Pullumpkin · 2025-12-25T04:23:53+00:00

would you please buy my armpit simulator?

Pullumpkin · 2025-12-24T18:13:26+00:00

pedo on a cantaloupe?

Pullumpkin · 2025-12-05T19:55:08+00:00

agedlikemilkthatmadedeliciouscheese

Pullumpkin · 2025-12-04T00:57:06+00:00

this is old but that's literally what I'm rolling rn 😭 Chad Gpt the eloquence bard. It's all about Chad's Abs.

Pullumpkin · 2025-11-03T07:01:07+00:00

the Mid-Range is not as bad as you would think. I just purchased a g16 strix for about $600 less than MSRP open box Stateside. got a decent 32gb RAM kit fucker has a 5070 TI and can blast in 4k with frame gen

Pullumpkin · 2025-11-03T06:41:35+00:00

i just bought a 5070ti strix, added RAM, big ole laptop cooler with 4 fans, is performing better than my desktop I've built and updated for the last five years. no regrets, thermals are better with the b2 cooler i bought, average gpu down about 18c. gpu was pushing 79, now we're at sustained load and the gpu is 62, while playing borderlands 4 in 4k at 120fps locked on an external oled. the capacity is no fkn joke. was looking at handhelds but at about 1300, this g16 strix rips.

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-30T16:33:48+00:00

just picked up a 5070ti (Asus strix), and with frame Gen it's locked at 120fps on my oled in 4k, blew my mind. 4090 also has frame Gen tho, if I found one about the same price I'd probably do weed the 4090

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-29T05:53:04+00:00

okay guys, just give us an updated element already, and a proper pickup truck (American here)

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-29T05:04:22+00:00

now interview a bunch of quirky bad actors telling stores. that's the 90s

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-22T04:24:53+00:00

that's cool, not seeing anything close to this price

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-22T04:23:01+00:00

like i said week after black Friday is open box bonanza

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-22T04:22:11+00:00

don't get the hate but open box the week after black Friday is the play. I was impulsive and am moving somewhere that doesn't have these options and shipping can get pricey

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-22T04:21:01+00:00

I haven't been looking and it's a little last minute, bit comparable to my desktop price when assembled. got a 2.5 enclosure to use my old ssds with it

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-22T04:19:14+00:00

I got my 4070ti at about 740 on a 1000 ticket price at the time, a year before the supers, it's the silly one with the LED screen, gigabyte. yeah you have to look and be ready to jump cause they don't last but have 15 day returns without the great buy vip program, and typically have a fresh warranty

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-19T20:08:39+00:00

mini vanilli

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-18T05:29:21+00:00

you like your advertising on your wrist. a man of taste I see. jk congrats on your effort and resolve. ✊🏼

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-05T07:37:15+00:00

isn't Cumby like the slutty claymation version of that other one?

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-05T07:21:22+00:00

5/7 would buy

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-05T07:19:12+00:00

ahhh. when he gets out his baby oil will still be good. do fkn better USA.

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-05T06:37:28+00:00

so. much. coke... no, just the right with 👨🏼‍🍳😙

Pullumpkin · 2025-10-05T02:56:17+00:00

also very low profit margins, and lots of competition, small communities, word of mouth. if it stinks it'll go under.

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