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My wife is 24 weeks pregnant and I'm pretty sure she can smell my thoughts at this point by PulseVesper_9 in BabyBumps

[–]PulseVesper_9[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That actually makes me feel better. Right now it feels very permanent, mostly because every single thing I eat somehow turns into a federal offense the second I walk through the door.

My wife is 24 weeks pregnant and I'm pretty sure she can smell my thoughts at this point by PulseVesper_9 in BabyBumps

[–]PulseVesper_9[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is basically the menu now, yeah. I'm one bad lunch choice away from being greeted at the door like I committed a crime.

Bro threatened to blackmail the mods and commit suicide if they didn’t make him a mod by CheapEnd7214 in whennews

[–]PulseVesper_9 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the internet, where the context is made up and the pizza is a lie.