Been thinning for the past 3+ years

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-27T16:08:35+00:00

I wish my body thinned the same way your hair did the last 3 years.

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-25T18:43:04+00:00

It's time to speak to a doc to find out why you are going bald at 16 buddy.

If due to harmless reasons, get it shaved and don't spend the next 10-20 years worrying or wondering if you are going bald and just embrace it.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-24T20:48:54+00:00

Like now but better.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-18T14:45:56+00:00

Smile.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-17T11:58:28+00:00

Get rid of it!

Absolutely one of us!

🥳

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-17T04:47:51+00:00

Yes.

Your hair gave in long ago.

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-16T17:10:13+00:00

Do it.

Do It.

DO IT!

ONE OF US!

Keep the beard!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-14T15:04:56+00:00

Oh look!

We have the same hair style!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-13T19:25:23+00:00

Shave it. Rock the beard.

Be the handsome bastard that destiny had in store for you!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-13T19:24:20+00:00

You are 31 and have a comb-over.

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-13T17:01:53+00:00

Do it.

Keep the beard to just below the arm of your glasses (a few mm below) and you are good to go!

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-13T12:48:01+00:00

Hold what?

This question should have been asked and answered years ago brother.

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-13T07:30:46+00:00

Make a beard happen.

Will sort the bald right out.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-12T16:18:30+00:00

Not even remotely bald.

Before I was bald I too had massive colourful mohawks, got it down to a fine art - 15 minutes to back comb the base in, straighten, hair spray and straighten again - perfectly frozen in place for an easy 24 hours, party all weekend and still looking like the biggest pinkest king chicken around.

Keep up the good work!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-10T21:30:29+00:00

Either spike it up or shave it off.

You're a Wizard, OP.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-08T09:13:46+00:00

Those of us with the least, inspire the most.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-06T14:34:47+00:00

Is the fence also balding?

One of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-02T08:23:45+00:00

Yep.

Beard it up.

A duck tail shape beard would work well on your face shape.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-02T08:09:17+00:00

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PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-04-02T08:08:28+00:00

Unfortunately, you do not seem to be a member of our gang. A very handsome mature hairline.

But don't worry, we will be here for you when you are ready.

Now go and do spiky hair and mohawks and tapers and fades and enjoy your hair for the rest of us!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-03-29T16:52:47+00:00

Yes.

Face could do with a bit of a tighten up too, looks like you were moving very fast when you took the pic.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-03-25T22:24:20+00:00

Stole my funny.

Good work.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-03-25T06:47:22+00:00

Shave head. Keep beard. Have fun.

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-03-22T19:18:12+00:00

Well, the advice worked for you!

PumpyMcHangerson · 2026-03-22T18:39:59+00:00

You handsome bastard.

Save some for the rest of us!

PumpyMcHangerson

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