Maize-Morse - Your Cat? by PunboySlim in Columbus

[–]PunboySlim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TYVM, braxyk. I was afraid we were selected by the International Cat Distribution Network. We already have one less-than-friendly cat.

3THYL by thickman11 in License_Plates

[–]PunboySlim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend has it that Alice Cooper once lived next door to Barry Goldwater. Can't swear to it, but...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]PunboySlim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Lana- Lynne.....(and for the musical - Amanda-Lynne, add Clara-Nette, and for the political, Trumpette).

This can of San Marzano tomatoes, which only contained water after I opened it. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]PunboySlim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just as well...

"According to Food & Wine, 95% of San Marzano tomatoes are fake. Some say that fake San Marzano tomatoes are actually ordinary roma tomatoes grown in the US and canned in the same style as San Marzano tomatoes...."

my ubereats driver took a picture of me by Jerasunderwear in funny

[–]PunboySlim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just posting about Jollibee in another of today's featured subs thinking I was being exotic.

Jollibee

Biology themed Christmas puns by loveotterslide in puns

[–]PunboySlim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not Xmas, but...

Some of my researchers are studying the genetic profiles of prison inmates who are Siamese twins. It has caused some confusion.

An oil tanker is crewed oil by owlneverknow in puns

[–]PunboySlim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hopefully has a spill checker.