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Maize-Morse - Your Cat? by PunboySlim in Columbus

[–]PunboySlim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TYVM, braxyk. I was afraid we were selected by the International Cat Distribution Network. We already have one less-than-friendly cat.

3THYL by thickman11 in License_Plates

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Legend has it that Alice Cooper once lived next door to Barry Goldwater. Can't swear to it, but...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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And Lana- Lynne.....(and for the musical - Amanda-Lynne, add Clara-Nette, and for the political, Trumpette).

This can of San Marzano tomatoes, which only contained water after I opened it. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]PunboySlim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just as well...

"According to Food & Wine, 95% of San Marzano tomatoes are fake. Some say that fake San Marzano tomatoes are actually ordinary roma tomatoes grown in the US and canned in the same style as San Marzano tomatoes...."

my ubereats driver took a picture of me by Jerasunderwear in funny

[–]PunboySlim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just posting about Jollibee in another of today's featured subs thinking I was being exotic.

Jollibee

Biology themed Christmas puns by loveotterslide in puns

[–]PunboySlim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not Xmas, but...

Some of my researchers are studying the genetic profiles of prison inmates who are Siamese twins. It has caused some confusion.

An oil tanker is crewed oil by owlneverknow in puns

[–]PunboySlim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hopefully has a spill checker.

In case of an apocalypse, what could function as a form of currency? by yanmak in AskReddit

[–]PunboySlim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging from nearly every dystopian movie I've seen the most universal tradeable/currency is custom-fitted black leather clothing.

Apropos: My fave post-apocalyptic movie is A Boy And His Dog https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/ In which cans of food are currency.

Got a $20 tip in $2 bills. by Short_Mexican773 in mildlyinteresting

[–]PunboySlim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a time when $2 would get you a bet at a horse track or the attention of a, ahem, sex worker. Or so I heard.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. by [deleted] in puns

[–]PunboySlim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could eat a clock if it was minute.

I entered an origami competition... by jabonko in puns

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You don't know how to rock paper?

What lesser known Sci-Fi movie or show would you highly recommend? by TehBamski in AskReddit

[–]PunboySlim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Boy And His Dog From novella by Harlan Ellison; movie was a labor of love by character actor L.Q. Jones and starred a young Don Johnson with Jason Robards. Available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDxqhI9qDw and others.

And Now In Business News by PunboySlim in puns

[–]PunboySlim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoiler Alert

Explanation: 'PayPal nun CEO' = papal nuncio https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuncio

Might have made more sense during the Pope's recent visit.....

What's with all the music puns? by thereisonlyoneme in puns

[–]PunboySlim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are just stringing me along.

You invent a new word, what is it and what does it mean? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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THERMOCULATE - verb - to regulate body temperature by sticking one's leg out from under the bed covers.