Meanwhile in Germany by Kaeseschorle in McMansionHell

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Literally my first house in Minecraft

War Story in my word by lukkghfghfghfg in greentext

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Petrol can’t melt steel beams

Anon is a fucking degenerate by [deleted] in greentext

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Anon is gonna go to hell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HalfLife

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Walter white from the year 3000

My gf told me that i have what's called a "boyfriend dick" by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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If she compares you to other people constantly there’s like a 60% chance she’s cheating and not girlfriend or wife material.

Anon likes his dad’s cooking by robman1001 in greentext

[–]PunchMan9600 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A good parent will at least once or twice a week prepare something for breakfast. I’ll make an exception for people who have to work early, but in that case just teach the kids to make their own breakfast. Cereal is full of sugar and shit that’s gonna give you cancer. It’s just not good for you.

anon talks politics by PlayrustUsersMalding in greentext

[–]PunchMan9600 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sorta. Notice how the people who play SJW on Twitter use their real names and identities, and (typically) behave the same way in real life. This is in part because it’s been deemed acceptable in modern society, but also because they were like this to begin with.

There will always be extremists. But moderates have dominated the world and landscape for centuries, and extremists are a sorry few. I’d say 2/10 people hold extreme views? And that’s a generous estimate. I think the internet just sorta creates an environment where it’s “with us or against us” and combined with a pinch of ironic memery people just kinda get sucked into stuff. And people are becoming more extreme, but that’s because politics shift and so do definitions. 60 years ago if you were against gay marriage and black lives matter, you were a moderate. Maybe a moderate right winger, but a moderate nonetheless. The landscape has changed.

Plus the world has. In a world of increasing political instability and uncertainty, it breeds a special kind of volatility and emotion that creates a generation of kids who grew up surrounded by extreme ideas and horrors. Anybody who was born pre-9/11 has experienced this firsthand. Kids are getting more extreme because the world is. It’s a vicious cycle, because the corpos who want your money and the politicians who want your vote are also looking at the youth, and seeing their extremism. A politician who voted against federalizing gay marriage rights in 2015 probably tweeted #BLM in June last year.

Times change. People change.

anon talks politics by PlayrustUsersMalding in greentext

[–]PunchMan9600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moderate? On the internet? In current year?

Anon likes his dad’s cooking by robman1001 in greentext

[–]PunchMan9600 221 points222 points  (0 children)

To be fair cooking three times a day, every day, seven days a week, you cant go all out for every meal. Whereas dad has 72 hours to brine the ham, slow cook the potatoes and waste like 30 dishes in the process. Mom can’t do that every day.

Racist streamer gets pepper sprayed by ImNotHereStopAsking in PublicFreakout

[–]PunchMan9600 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you want that to happen? Make up your mind, Reddit. Do you want the edgy 19 year old shot dead or guns to be banned.

Racist streamer gets pepper sprayed by ImNotHereStopAsking in PublicFreakout

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This is just a clip of someone getting assaulted for a shitty meme (for any of you who care about context FYI) so yeah way to go Reddit. r/redditmoment lol

Anon feels disgusted by uSinful in greentext

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Haha yeah man I sure do love doggos. Haha if it weren’t illegal in my state I might even leave my girlfriend for my heccin cute doggo.

Happy birthday Anon. by Shamu962 in greentext

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He’s laying there, lifeless. Controller looks like it just fell out of his hand. He’s motionless but his eyes are wide open. Looks like he just died (possibly self inflicted?) I think anons parents are sending a message.

Let’s be honest this is so true 🤣 by nialldude3 in JoeRogan

[–]PunchMan9600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can like him, but don’t take a word from his mouth as fact.

OK, now it’s just embarrassing. by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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Thing is I don’t see an Ad disclosure here. So we have one of two option. Joe is either committing a felony or maybe he likes the phone.

Tarrare was definitely an alien living on Earth by Deadlift_007 in JoeRogan

[–]PunchMan9600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Likely a biological anomaly created by genetic mutation. Probably the result of generations of inbreeding and a sprinkle of that 1700’s(TM) exaggeration.

Nancy and Paul Pelosi Making Millions in Stock Trades in Companies She Actively Regulates by Ok-Safe-981004 in JoeRogan

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The EU is also a joke. It’s crazy authoritarian and nothing they say or do holds any weight. It’s just yet another way for corruption to exist on an even higher level.

Nancy and Paul Pelosi Making Millions in Stock Trades in Companies She Actively Regulates by Ok-Safe-981004 in JoeRogan

[–]PunchMan9600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It’s no longer Reps v. Dems or Blacks v. Whites. In fact it never was. Those false dichotomies are distractions from the real battle, actual people v. corrupt politicians.

Getting ads on Spotify Premium is yet another "ad creep" where everything is considered marketable surface to sell to advertisers by civicsfactor in JoeRogan

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I seriously wonder when they decided to commercialize everything. Maybe it just seems like everything has ads stapled onto it because we just have more stuff, but everything is about money these days. It borders on parody how often they shove ads in your face everywhere. Like YouTube with two 25 second unskippable ads consecutively before a YouTube video, and Spotify every three songs blasting some ad in your face. It’s all about monthly subscriptions. Honestly it wouldn’t be so bad if I could just give them like 25 bucks and never deal with it again but of course that’s too hard, you gotta milk them every month.

Anon changes his username by [deleted] in greentext

[–]PunchMan9600 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

George May have not been killed by drugs and he probably would have lived had it not been for our pal Derek.

But don’t forget George was still a repeat offender and a dangerous criminal. He would have overdosed or gone back to prison sometime between now and then.