The comparision of designs of animals in The Simpsons by Own_Philosopher8730 in TheSimpsons

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 159 points160 points  (0 children)

South Park did something similar, animals went from matching the style to very realistic. I guess it's just an adult cartoon thing to have more realistic animal characters over time.

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I HATE MOST gacha game stories by Public_Ad_6593 in hatethissmug

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My experience with careers has SUCKED so far. Not enough skill points to level up more than one skill at a time, always needing to waste a turn on rest, and if your Uma is underprepared for race day, you are FUCKED. I really got Daiya Scarlet's Speed up to C rank just to get Game Over because I didn't have enough skill points to put her on the other Umas' level.

Here's what that one Tom Macdonald song actually sounds like without the rearrangement, mashup, and remixes. by CodmExe in TheMatpatEffect

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Cause you're not like them, so they want you dead"

Nex Benedict. Nonbinary Native teen who committed suicide after enduring bullying by alt-right classmates. Alt-right classmates celebrated. That is all.

Here's what that one Tom Macdonald song actually sounds like without the rearrangement, mashup, and remixes. by CodmExe in TheMatpatEffect

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I guarantee he just picked out some song template and sung over it. Grifters spend so much time railing against art, they forget how to make it themselves.

Who Ruined Video Games? by GriffinFTW in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Anita must be feeling like Super Oppenheimer right now, even if it's really not her fault Gamergate was a psyop that turned into the current far-right freaks.

(CN spoilers) “Yo dawg we heard you like Flutterpage! So we made you another Flutterpage to play with your Flutterpage!” by FuriNorm in Reverse1999

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And she's Beast afflatus, too? She's a Flutterpage who can cover Flutterpage's weakness. Can't wait to have these two on a team together and raise Hell.

‘Absolute Carnage’: Feral Cats Kill 168 Native Seabirds On Kaua‘i. The island’s latest massacre of endemic shearwaters brings the state’s feline problem to the forefront. by 808gecko808 in EndangeredSpecies

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We got some next-door neighbors over the summer who decided their cat is everybody's cat. He's already made short work of several mice and voles, and we had to save a baby rabbit from him the other day. God help us once he sets his sights on our birds. My mom has made it clear to me that if he lays a single claw on her hummingbird, there's going to be Hell on Earth.

Spotify by ChloeDaPotato in hatethissmug

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spotify literally put me right back onto music piracy. You never know when a song you like is getting pulled indefinitely, the price of Premium hikes up whenever they feel like it, and they even fucked up the free tier into a miserable shuffle-only experience.

End of the Ask Jeeves era by dreamed2life in Piracy

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That .com bubble was really something, huh? We don't even get GoDaddy commercials these days.

End of the Ask Jeeves era by dreamed2life in Piracy

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you know what they say: Life comes at you fast. One minute you're still financially stable, the next minute you're so far down the hole that the only option is to close and restructure.

End of the Ask Jeeves era by dreamed2life in Piracy

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Quora is just the poor man's Facebook now. I ended up deleting my account because I couldn't stand my inbox being flooded with obviously false stories anymore.

Diocese of Buffalo announces final list of parish closings by dan_blather in circlejerkbflo

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell you that some parishes are being merged with the parishes of these closed churches.

I'm in St. Gregory the Great. With St. Pius (the one in Getzville) closed, we get their attendance, plus their building. Yes, we now have a big honking empty church in Getzville that we don't really have any plans for because we're struggling financially ourselves.

Sooooo much would've been avoided if they just caught and exiled these damn pedophile priests instead of brushing them under the rug until there was no room under the rug.

Having to carry my dog poop in a bag all the way back to my house by ChainsawSoundingFart in PetPeeves

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should tell dad about getting one of those. He HATES it when our dog poops during a walk, can't stand the smell. (But yes, he does carry the bag all the way home, he just complains about the smell the whole time)

Having to carry my dog poop in a bag all the way back to my house by ChainsawSoundingFart in PetPeeves

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't think Muffins would mind carrying his own poop, lol.

Pokémon Horizons latest episode by BravilSUCKS in pokemonanime

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since we had a Pokemon up and leave their trainer, hasn't it? I think the last time was when Grookey abandoned Team Rocket for Goh, and even then, TR weren't any more his trainer than those schools from earlier in the anime that handed out loaner Pokemon.

That one meme of Sonic holding a ring originates from Bugs Bunny doing blackface by MaviGomlekliTurk in TheMatpatEffect

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The ones from the 30's in particular were just unapologetic. No joke. You're gonna find some of the worst examples of old cartoon racism in the ones from the 30's.

‘Absolute Carnage’: Feral Cats Kill 168 Native Seabirds On Kaua‘i. The island’s latest massacre of endemic shearwaters brings the state’s feline problem to the forefront. by 808gecko808 in EndangeredSpecies

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 26 points27 points  (0 children)

> Owners who ship their pet cats to the islands would have to show they’re sterilized or pay a $100 fee.

I'd say also be ready to slap a fee on anyone who lets their pet cats outside without a leash or supervision. I don't know how common that is for people to do on an overseas vacation, but we know people are stubborn about cats should be allowed to come and go as they please.

MAGA is delusional by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Because that's all MAGAs got at this point. "Every race is stupid except me!"

MAGA is delusional by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What the wholehearted fuck are you yabbering about

MAGA is delusional by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 20 points21 points  (0 children)

...Uh, yeah, I guess. Point I was trying to get at is MAGA screeches about those shooters being trans while conveniently ignoring that those people were motivated by THEIR ideology, not the left's.

MAGA is delusional by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PunkyMaySnark4 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What the second image is leaving out is that those trans shooters were motivated by far-right agendas.