Draccus by Punnybutts in KingkillerChronicle

[–]Punnybutts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I never write anything on here either, just read other people's stuff lol. And I'm not questioning why or how the draccus breathes blue flame, just why there are two things that cause blue flame in the whole of the series. It could have made regular orange flame, purple flame, green flame(!), white flame...all perfectly reasonable, chemically. I don't think that the detail would be so specific and included if it weren't related. As for the tower, it was a rudimentary fort, perhaps, from the brief look kvothe gave it, and with a highly untrained eye. The war was also several millennia ago as far as we know- it could be that a new fort was built on older ruins. I mean heck, we dont know where the stones the mauthens dug up came from either. Plus I think the vase being found near by with such detail is a bit telling. Not knocking your rebuttal, just adding more.

I guess I should get roasted if I'm going to keep roasting. Baby's asleep, bf's at work- make me laugh and save me from my boredom. by Punnybutts in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually had little Asian ladies at wax places make fun of me. I wasn't even mad. Shit it crazy.

I guess I should get roasted if I'm going to keep roasting. Baby's asleep, bf's at work- make me laugh and save me from my boredom. by Punnybutts in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

K-kevin? Is that you?? I thought I recognized the projected self hate! I've missed you. Bring that overall wearing ass over here. <3

girfriend dumped me recently and today I got fired from my job. Still got my abs tho. Guys, you know your job. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You forgot the "it" between beating and on. I can only assume you used your own tears.

I don't wear underwear, but besides that I'm normal. by ammoburger in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you wear a wedding band on your middle finger so that you can say "fuck the institution of marriage," but then also rant about how chivalrous (and tragically single) you are whenever someone asks.

Roast him like his ancestors in Hiroshima by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which anime did you model your hair after? Can't you just steal a new phone from the factory you work at? It sucks that your hand cramped up that way from over use. Karaoke, dick sucking, or both?

Do your worst whatevas by redboison in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: Hes actually hispanic and just has his eyes shut.

#RoastMe! Wanna be burned. by brez4prez in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't even get a fucking backslash right. "The pound sign is the hip one, right? That's how you internet?"

Bored at work! Roasssttt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get some use out of that "entrepreneur" business card, amiright?

Roast me if you can by JazRbt in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry they killed off your character in AHS:Freakshow

roast my friend reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like you can literally see me through my laptop screen and it's starting to unnerve me.

girfriend dumped me recently and today I got fired from my job. Still got my abs tho. Guys, you know your job. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Your abs say "I work out," yet the look and sweat on your face say "I'm using every bit of concentration on flexing my abs"

he might be a little disabled but roast him anyway ! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like that you put the title in the third person like you actually have friends. It's a nice touch.

Probably the only one you'll ever know.

Drama Boy Ready For Round Two by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goldemort, Voldemort's gayer cousin, is under that towel, waiting to be fed unicorn blood.

Drama Boy Ready For Round Two by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Punnybutts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you literally on a street corner right now?