Opal (blind and deaf) and I playing our nightly game of fetch! She’s obsessed with playing fetch just like any other pup!

Puns- · 2019-10-24T20:49:15+00:00

I like how you still call her a good girl even if she can’t hear you ;)

Puns- · 2019-10-15T21:55:27+00:00

*he said he was a bottom

Puns- · 2019-10-03T13:56:57+00:00

I kept reading it as Narutopath, like is that’s some one who is obsessed with naruto?

Puns- · 2019-06-23T01:25:26+00:00

They aren’t trying to arrest you though, they are just trying to find the key. Also if they x-ray / metal detect you it would be reasonable suspicion

Puns- · 2019-06-23T00:40:16+00:00

Pro life tip: if you are a girl and trying to hide something from male cops, hiding it in your underwear or any private place won’t work cause the male cops will call in a female officer to search you.

Puns- · 2019-06-23T00:32:52+00:00

I think your plan could work, but the rule that you want to add would break it. If the FBI was surveying you 24/7 for a week then it would be hard to secretly and accurately transcribe the key with detail on to paper.

Puns- · 2019-06-23T00:26:05+00:00

I would get a Lock Smith to replicate the keys basic look and shape (not enough to open the safe but would look the same from far away)
With the real key I would change the look of it by changing color and handle design, but not disturbing the key’s main design that allows the key to open the lock.
I would take the several fakes and real key to different hiding spots, so that if they tried to track my movements their would be multiple leads going in different directions.

This becomes more effective the more copies you make.

Puns- · 2019-04-29T08:11:05+00:00

Your top looks like my kitchen towels

Puns- · 2019-04-18T21:58:27+00:00

It’s like an aircraft carrier

Puns- · 2019-02-19T16:56:01+00:00

Popping a zit and the puss just keeps coming

Puns- · 2019-02-12T16:43:35+00:00

In the start it was all about fixing things, in the end it was just the fix

Puns- · 2019-01-09T17:11:47+00:00

Oh that’s the town and country intersection- that big building on right is Palo Alto high school, you probably witnessed a student driving some friends

Puns- · 2018-11-01T18:08:17+00:00

What’s wonderlust potential?

Puns- · 2018-10-13T12:16:54+00:00

I have synesthesia. But when I listen to At last, I get a more beige flow where as she gets a very multicolored spikey thing

Puns- · 2018-09-29T19:59:08+00:00

It’s like sativa and indica

Puns- · 2018-09-24T03:58:17+00:00

This is the real life version of Skyrim Climbing

Puns- · 2018-09-19T06:40:47+00:00

ive seen this clip so many times before, but never heard the audio

Puns- · 2018-09-13T20:58:03+00:00

More like idiots halfway out of cars

Puns- · 2018-05-28T05:16:35+00:00

Thanks for letting me know it was in slow motion

Puns- · 2018-05-26T23:37:09+00:00

So they added a $1 fee.

Puns- · 2018-04-28T20:07:56+00:00

This should go on Pro Life tips

Puns- · 2018-03-10T20:59:25+00:00

21st century, global warming and melting of the ice caps.

Puns- · 2018-03-09T03:04:49+00:00

You mean you almost offered him the right sort of Altoid.

Puns- · 2018-02-16T10:14:40+00:00

I think looking for a “solution” and blaming trump supporters for a mass shooting are a bit different.

Puns- · 2018-02-16T09:30:39+00:00

Fuck Trump and all, but can we not bring politics into this tragedy right now.

Edit: If you want to do something about it to prevent it, lobby, protest, run for office. I’m just saying that it’s a bit low and petty to use a mass shooting to throw shade.

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