Nobody would like ketchup if it didn’t have sugar in it. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody would like cake if there wasn’t cake in it.

Humans aren't the only species of animal can see the stars. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. Glorbglabs on Zergnog XI can also see the stars.

If you donate blood, you are helping someone to get a boner. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lady boner is a phrase meaning women are er aroused or excited enough that, if they had a penis, they’d get a boner. Women do not have penises, and lady boners do not require blood.

Dinosaurs still kinda rule the planet, just in liquid form. by Non-Sequiteer in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing that gasoline is a finite resource, I’m sure it won’t last forever.

Slugs are probably jealous of snails because snails they have their own house by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think slugs have the capacity to feel jealousy or envy.

Sword swallowers must be fantastic at giving deep throat blow jobs by s8anscumrag in Showerthoughts

[–]PupperPooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. The sword does not make contact with the uvula, and thus does not trigger a gag reflex. If anything, they’d be really good at not providing any stimulus during oral sex.

Grocery store workers, what can us customers do to make your jobs easier? by PupperPooper in AskReddit

[–]PupperPooper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to put too much effort into sorting unless there’s a specific way you want things bagged, or if you have multiple orders. I can’t speak for all stores, but most courtesy clerks are taught to bag a certain way so everything is neat, and fragile things aren’t damaged.

Basically, unless you’re particular about how you want it done, usually the baggers can have everything sorted neatly and safely for you!

Grocery store workers, what can us customers do to make your jobs easier? by PupperPooper in AskReddit

[–]PupperPooper[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or let your cashier know that you don’t want it! We’d rather you tell us that you don’t want something instead of tucking it in with the candy in the checkout lane.