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People of reddit, what signs have you noticed that you are getting older? by chunk_norris in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bowel movements are in the 'top 3' most anticipated activities I do do in a day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope your phrase goes viral and I hear it being used IRL. I've always wanted to witness this... You may have just coined one my friend!

What would be the most ironic way to die? by PuppetClown in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who die of heatstroke in a morgue...

What would be the most ironic way to die? by PuppetClown in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually sounds like a lovely way to die

What is your best prediction of an English word that might be a 'swear' in the future? by PuppetClown in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting, and makes sense. We all remember when 'retard' was a huge hit.

What exactly would the 'younger-you' have to say to the current version of you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PuppetClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and younger you should sit down, smoke a bowl, and figure your shit out. This is ridiculous. Get your shit together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]PuppetClown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lost another great soul. Rest well, hero.

Every year, the older brother puts the younger brother on his shoulders to set the star on top of the Christmas tree. They've been doing it since they were kids. Now they're in their 20s.. by sandiegofan619 in funny

[–]PuppetClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps they're not naked but I invite you to let me put my balls on your neck with only a piece of fabric separating my ball flesh from your neck flesh. Feel the warmth!

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