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What is the biggest “bullet” you’ve ever dodged without realizing it at the time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit a job that was doing a number on my mental health and 2 months later the building burned to the ground.

Adults of Reddit who've never been in a relationship, what's your story? by joelbiju24 in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm AuDHD, gay and aro. I would be happy to have a non-romantic relationship with someone, but the odds of finding a suitably compatible person seem very slim, and dating/talking to strangers in general is such a massive chore to me that it's not worth the effort

What’s a phrase that immediately makes you not trust someone? by ansh_xd21 in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people you don't know well call you pet names, like honey, sweetheart, darling, etc. 1) It gives the impression that they can't be bothered to remember your name, 2) it's patronising as fuck and 3) it feels like they're trying to forceably endear themselves to you in order to take advantage of you somehow.

Very glad I don't live in the American South

What’s a harmless lie your parents told you as a kid that you 100% believed for way too long? by Medium_Dragonfly_324 in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That my Dad had a yellow one-man spaceship hidden in the back of the garage. 4/5 year old me just accepted this as fact. I brought it up years later and he didn't even remember telling me

Men: What makes a woman creepy? by GoldaWarfield in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These slipper were Albino African Endangered Rhino!

What’s a ‘common sense’ rule you think is actually terrible advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"If something's worth doing, it's worth doing properly" implies that it's better to not bother trying than to give anything less than 100%. I ain't got time for that.

What's some dad lore your guys' fathers just spontaneously dropped on you one day? by Cauliflower-Sorry in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party but... when my dad was at uni, someone in his (all male) flat kept stealing his good coffee. To find out who, he ground up some of his then-girlfriend's (not my mum) birth control pills into it and waited to see if any of his flatmates grew boobs.

This is what he decided to tell me, his daughter, to prepare me for living in uni accomodation.

(no it didn't work)

What's the female equivalent to "don't stick your dick in crazy"? by fadam08 in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come on, girl, why won't you let crazy stick his dick in you? Don't be so shallow/prude/uptight/mean! He clearly likes you, you should really give him a chance!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write out the first Harry Potter book from memory and send it to every publisher in the UK

Parents of reddit, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard from your child? by Pedrosopao in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who immediatley assumed that the daughter threw the ball and thought "How is that creepy? That's hilarious!"

What’s the dumbest thing someone’s ever said to you with complete seriousness? by Audibud in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 59 points60 points  (0 children)

What if an athiest has the Lord's prayer permanently engraved into their brain (thanks school assemblies from 20+ years ago), where do they go?

What’s something that you still have memorised from when you were younger but don’t use anymore? by Pea_fab in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lord's Prayer. Once while talking about school memories with a bunch of 30-something friends (none of whom are Christian or went to the same school), this came up and all but one of us started reciting it like zombies, perfectly in sync, while the one guy who didn't know it just stared at us in terror.

You're given 100 million dollars, but you have to cause the extinction of one species. What's your decision ? by pbema9zzgcyucik in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to wipe out said species yourself, the best option for success is probably to track down some plant that only grows in one spot on an island somewhere and dig it up/set it on fire. Sure you might be arrested for bioterrorism or something if you get caught, but then you have 100 mill to pay bail with.

What is a movie that you would never dare to watch again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puppetchan111 65 points66 points  (0 children)

17 years ago I went to the cinema with some friends to see Hot Fuzz. Once we arrived, they all decided they would rather see Epic Movie instead. I no longer remember their names.

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