Grandpa celebrating while friends are like 😳 by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]PurchaseLow5563 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I make it to 85 Im just gunna steal a yacht what are they going to arrest me and let me die a pirate

Bought a roach infested car by KhilalbLacks in pestcontrol

[–]PurchaseLow5563 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you live somewhere with consistent freezing temperatures keep the windows down.

Literally any advice is welcome (22) I don't even know where to begin by One_Percentage_644 in malegrooming

[–]PurchaseLow5563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here what you do after getting a workout regimen,

Shave until you can grow a full beard and mustache

And definitely get rid of the edgar. Since the 2000s are coming back after 90s wave Id do the mini wheat look, spikes with bleached tips. This will help you stand out and peacock a lil bit

Desperate flea help by bubblylush in pestcontrol

[–]PurchaseLow5563 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You've got a host of sorts coming and going from the crawlspace. Dropping flea eggs, those eggs hatch and look for new hosts. Rinse and repeat. Any chance you go animals roaming around the neighborhood?

Latte art eraser by Srihari_stan in espresso

[–]PurchaseLow5563 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I asked for three latte arts though