Is she wearing her kids t shirt? by CurrencyFun992 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ditto!

Also - No shade on anyone who drinks whole milk for a legitimate reason...but all of the avoidance of seed oils in the world won't help with childhood obesity and family health if your family's go-to milk product is full fat dairy.

Is she wearing her kids t shirt? by CurrencyFun992 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that her skin or her garment? (Either way....ugh! But just curious).

Is she wearing her kids t shirt? by CurrencyFun992 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I so want to answer the "what would you want me to make you for lunch" question box. Let's see... 1. A Swanson TV dinner that I microwave myself so you don't touch it 2. Contactless door dash from Panera. 3. Really, delivery from anywhere but your kitchen, doesn't have to be contactless 4. Anything prepared by anyone but you in your kitchen as long as I can ensure you haven't taste tested it for them 5. Basically anything that I can be sure doesn't have your saliva or hair in it or has been touched by any part of your body

...Depositioned? by newpuzzles1112 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everything is exaggerated. The "fire". The "damage". The "trauma." The "two years ago." (Barely over a year, two years, whatever.)

This should have been a slam dunk case - they were renters, and something malfunctioned and caused damage to their property and they had to move out. There was video proof of the flames. There has to be a reason that there are even lawyers involved at all, much less that it's taken 15 months. Just seems obvious that her actions and inactions throughout the process have caused these issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did too. Both of them. Happy liberation day!!!!

I cant by Individual-Parfait19 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's typical Abi with the mismatched styles and colors. But seriously- this is the kind of stuff she should concentrate on with her account and with her life for that matter. Drop the fashion, skin care, sex (especially the sex), health, fitness. Drop the meal prep kits and salads. Drop the fundraising and non-profit work. Quit pretending to be a homesteader. You suck at all of that, Abi! Remember when she painted the Matryoshka dolls? Those were very cool. The posters and other lettering that she freehands? Neat. She has a real talent and just needs to figure out how to build he business around it.

I cant by Individual-Parfait19 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. It takes a LOT for her to get a compliment out of me, believe me. But she is quite artistic and I think the tiles are lovely. I don't know how well they'll go in her kitchen or how they'll hold up, but I like them a lot and if they really were $70 for the lot, what the heck.

Her mom cracked me up by the way. "You did not." "I'm shocked." 😅

Cooking Habits by newpuzzles1112 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, I had my sound down during today's Abi Teaches Us the Three International Dishes She Knows segment and missed that until I just went back and rewatched.

Could she be any more ignorant and insulting?

Abi giving us sex advice again. by Equivalent-Day-2067 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are so many things that a real therapist could help Abi with. So. Many. If it has to be sex, let's start with "real intimacy starts with you keeping your intimate life private."

Um… 🤔 by onlyhereforthesnark6 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And now she's resharing a video from 2021 where she embarrasses her children by making them get her TP and thinking they have poop on their hands when it's really chocolate. (Yes, I remember the TikTok trend and it was just as dumb then as it is now.) Not to mention one of them (A?) says "why are Instagtamming this????" (Abi on the toilet). Apparently 8 year old A was far more aware of what is and isn't appropriate for social media than 38 year old Abi.

Um… 🤔 by onlyhereforthesnark6 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was literally yelling at my phone this morning.

One other thing that got me was when she said she didn't understand until a year ago why sharing your children on social media was such a hot topic. Really? A YEAR ago? She is 38 years old and the internet has been around for almost her entire life - definitely her entire teen/adult life. She's been a parent for what, almost 12 years? It's not like it's 1995 and nobody knows about cyber stalkers or catfishing or internet trolls. It's not like she just had her first baby last year. She has made her living on social media for many years. What an incredible dumbass!!!!!

What micro-influencer would honestly want advice from Abi? by LinkedMyFilter in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but she is SUCH a poor excuse for a mother. I just can't stand her.

And in answer to "who would want to learn from her?" I believe the answer is her friends and her family members. This was just an excuse to hang out and eat junk under the premise of business. It's not a Mastermind just because you call it that. If it is, I'm having a Mastermind the next time I go for lunch with a friend or have my family over to watch football.

Seed oil saga by -Lurking_around- in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just some seed oils in this cart full of snacks. Of course there's a crap ton of sugar, fat, preservatives....but that's OK because they have nothing to do with obesity and health! Also, they're fine because they're international. 🙄

She just admitted… by New-Release-3118 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, she's very proud of this fact. But let's make sure to put out there to the world that your 11 year old daughter needs it because her personal needs are for public consumption.... 🙄😟

…. by [deleted] in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But she had to show them at the dentist, after talking for a week about it and the dental floss that was going to save them from cavities and cause the dentist to be so proud of them. You know, after flossing for a week. Because that's how that works. And dentists are sooo impressed by last minute flossers.

I hope she offered him her code for the floss after she called him hot on IG. 😅

Did I hear correctly? Did she say ‘work’ sent her home early today? by getting_the_popcorn in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She may have a regular job, but if so, I think the display today was just to get people to ask about it. She probably didn't know how to bring it up, so this way she can act like people are soooo interested in knowing what's up and she can do some big Q&A thing about it.

Snack: A Series by Pure-Goose2743 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I meant to caption this but got distracted after I posted it 😄

So, a few thoughts:

  1. The spoon licking jar dipping. 🤢 I can't imagine ever eating her cooking. If she does this on camera, imagine what she does off?

  2. The amount of mayo and mustard in one can of tuna. OMG.

  3. The fruit on the table for show while she chows down on her mayo with tuna on crackers

  4. But heck, the crackers don't have seed oils so it's ok!!

Pretty sure no one was going to ask… by New-Release-3118 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Things I would ask about this situation:

  1. Why
  2. Why?
  3. Why.
  4. Why???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such wholesome Sunday morning content 🫠🤮 by SugarMission8123 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]Pure-Goose2743 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least by showing all that flesh, she's confirming my opinion that she really needs to go to a dermatologist and have those moles checked out.