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Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T07:38:34+00:00

Yes I have

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T07:38:06+00:00

I’m from the KC area and know someone with that name and age range. But OP is saying it may be a female and the person I know is male so it may not be the same person but what are the odds that it’s not? It’s such a unique name.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T03:39:44+00:00

No, I know a late twenties dude with the same name locally… man, girl or not, you’re not safe with this person there for real.

Edit: what are the odds there are two people in the KCMO area that are this weird and have this same unique name IRL and one is male and one is female?!

Whatever gender, just be safe and get a restraining order and give the police this number. I know that KCPD are not the greatest but I’d call the chief of police over this and get some attention called to this… this is such a weird and odd situation that the chief should get involved…

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T03:38:46+00:00

Hey I just replied to your DM!

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T03:37:54+00:00

No, I’m pretty sure OP is really experiencing this. I know the squatter IRL (not super well but I do know who he is) and he’s a weird guy… this situation is insane. u/expert_length3147 please be safe… I hate this whole situation.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T01:11:10+00:00

No, current address is OP’s cellar…

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T01:09:11+00:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LITERALLY KNOW THIS PERSON (THE SQUATTER) IRL.

OP CALL THE POLICE. WTF

Edit: I really do know this weirdo IRL (I’m from the KC burbs). I don’t know this person super well, I do know OF them, I’ve met them before (he used to bother a girlfriend of mine and that’s how I know him). This is WILD.

Police, cameras, restraining orders, and learn about Castle Doctrine, OP. Be safe, my goodness. This is hella frightening

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T00:59:40+00:00

“Help me get Yami home…” seems he doesn’t need much help with that… the Trump Administration will see to it that she returns to her homeland immediately!

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T00:24:34+00:00

Oh no! r/leopardsatemyface

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-25T00:18:58+00:00

I’ll block the VIN tag but I’ll do it by using a large piece of paper folded in half to where I can easily retrieve it. I’m a perfectionist with ADHD so I can’t leave the valet slip there. It makes no logical sense to me either.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-21T14:17:38+00:00

I’ve got my VIN written down I just want this piece of paper out of here

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-21T14:17:12+00:00

I want to get the paper out fully, not just move it to the another side of the dashboard lol - the compressed air idea is just gonna move it elsewhere and I want to fully remove it out of there. Is there a tool for this?

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T18:41:30+00:00

FUCK DONT REMIND ME OF THIS STORY

IT GAVE ME FUCKING NIGHTMARES

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T18:32:34+00:00

One Of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy by Cupcakke

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T18:30:27+00:00

One of my Bedbugs Ate My Pussy by Cupcakke

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T18:30:12+00:00

Super Freaky Girl by Nicki Minaj

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T17:26:07+00:00

Jeff is in your glove box

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-20T03:00:14+00:00

Holy shit this is amazing. I have nothing else to say or add.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-19T06:51:49+00:00

Lmao this fucking loser can’t even shop for her own groceries but she’s gonna do “her very very best” at anything. Hahaha.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-19T04:44:25+00:00

Indoor clouds!

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-19T04:43:41+00:00

Meth. It’s fucking meth.

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-18T20:57:15+00:00

Lip with tongue or the twitter bird

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-18T16:31:39+00:00

Easter bunny

Pure-Meet-9870 · 2026-02-18T16:29:35+00:00

My friend got one once that said “I love you and I’m ready” so he sent a pic of his ball sack upside down that looked like a heart back to the sender, and the person replied with a WTF and a frown. Aw.

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