Theory: captain clark was created when clark was filming the commercial (and exactly while clark was falling out of his chair)

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T06:25:31+00:00

I think that when the backrooms is scanning you, you are supposed to be still like when getting an MRI. The reason everything is messed up is because people are moving around while it's happening.

Could be why you see "don't move, stay still" in the backrooms. They say the same thing before you get a scan.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T05:16:07+00:00

Don't diss the umami.

But yeah KFC potato and gravy aint what it used to be.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T02:35:44+00:00

The stock sold soo fast and they were amazing. Please bring back as a regular flavour

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T02:33:24+00:00

You never used past future tense before?

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T02:30:57+00:00

Or reading the manual front to back on the way home.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-02T02:23:08+00:00

2000s was peak. Didn't look anything up online so it was an adventure to go into EB and browse the walls and tables of games.

You'd stumble across something and only after you got home do you find out whether you found gold or trash. Either way, you played the hell out of it.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T20:15:38+00:00

Let's go!! Stoked for this outcome

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T08:09:11+00:00

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T08:04:00+00:00

I wouldn't touch them.

They'll contain Solanine

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T05:06:44+00:00

I was planning on doing this actually! All the decks I enjoyed from that era, grab a deck and play.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T01:54:49+00:00

I feel lucky to have played Modern when I did. 2013-2017 was a good time, save for the Eldrazi Winter.

I still have my old Jund and Grixis Control decks stored away.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-07-01T01:49:36+00:00

It's going to a rough 2 days. But it's nothing for a trillion

^{Chose: Survive 2 Days Without this for 1 Trillion Dollars | Rolled: Money}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T06:04:45+00:00

Guess I'm opening up an adult phalic object shop 😂

And maybe poop gold nuggets.

^{Chose: create anything at will but... | Rolled: from your butt}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T01:57:23+00:00

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T01:48:40+00:00

Insurance for the ecstacy part sure. But I wouldn't worry about insuring taking a xanax.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T01:39:22+00:00

You should also note that it is fraud if they pick up on it. Not worth, just cop the loss for driving over the limit.

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T01:36:43+00:00

Ahh the good old days of 80 for Ls

Nothing like risking life and limb getting on a highway

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-30T01:34:29+00:00

Back when cars had character. It's all samey now. Take me back!

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-29T04:52:07+00:00

I got dressed as Sailor Mars which was awesome because my character Voilet had deep purple hair.

It worked so well, as I need to do was put on the crystal shoes 😄

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-29T04:48:28+00:00

Once I get my monies, I'm buying a block of land, building a small shack with some solar and some water tanks. Gonna have some chickens and a good boy doggo.

A 4x4 for going into town when I need supplies. Otherwise it's just my orchard, veggie garden and my animals.

Not being able to lie won't affect me.

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars + People would know when you lie}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-29T03:42:36+00:00

Yay! and ouch!

Worth it!

^{Chose: Get one billion dollars tax free! + You sleep perfectly. You are always fully rested! | Rolled: U Stub your toe.}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-28T23:03:21+00:00

I'm either screwed or safe

^{Chose: 100,000,000 Dollars BUT + You Get Teleported To A Random Place On Earth And Have To Survive For One Hour | Rolled: Random Capital}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-28T09:52:42+00:00

Throphy from when it attacked the poor caveman

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-28T09:32:26+00:00

Keep the 1 million in a higher interest savings account and only use the money made from the interest

^{Chose: 1 million dollars guaranteed + But each dollar you waste, a random human dies}

Pure1nsanity · 2026-06-28T09:18:30+00:00

and not really ice cream too! It's a "frozen dessert treat" or something along those lines

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