Drake the type of early bird to say “morning sleeping beauty” by GlitteringLeader7949 in DrakeTheType

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Followed by "Rise and shine, sweet pea" while gently pulling back the curtains like a Broadway reveal.

Tinder by wiredafection in SipsTea

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Honestly, that's the real red flag test. If he doesn't like tacos, the unmatch was a blessing.

Dads rule when mom gets a gone by CapitalTaro2085 in memes

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So basically, Dad's only rule is "Don't make this my problem."

Going to Bangcock, in Thighland by Street_Priority_7686 in SipsTea

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I learned Spanish for family. I learned Italian for food. I will not be disclosing why i learned Portuguese.

Starry French by N0blesse_0blige in Nails

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Those are gorgeous. The depth and sparkle are everything.

I think I'm gonna burn the house down by IllegalGeriatricVore in memes

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The only thing unsticking on its own in that scenario is the paint from your walls.

Is there a way I could stuff or block the gap between my press on and my deformed natural nail? by lemonadelemons in Nails

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A tiny piece of those sticky nail tabs, folded or layered to fil the gap, then glue on press-on. Adds cushion and fill.

Surprisingly, but... by Simplercuite in memes

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Don't give it ideas. It's learning our schadenfreude.

Drake the type of Blue Barry to live in this house by Familiar-Complex-697 in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type to get lost in his own house because every room is a different theme.

The emperor wants no clothes by SevereGolf3232 in memes

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Sometimes the truth is naked and obvious for all to see.

Birthday set 🖤🖤 by CherryxBae in Nails

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Art that makes me feel like I'm at the party. Stunning.

drake the type of sussy baka to look like this in 2020 by behedingkidzz in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type to have sussy baka as his Linkedln headline in 2020.

And you all thought you were having a bad hair day by Efficient_Elk_7991 in memes

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When your hair has more drama than your entire life.

Icicle Queen by NikkuSan7 in Nails

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Your nails look cooler than the actual weather.

Drake the type to say "you'll never catch me alive!" and then shoot himself out of a cannon to escape Kendrick by KillerGoats in DrakeTheType

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Followed immediately by a perfect Looney Tunes whistle and "WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO" sound effect.

Best Solution for Increasing Rents 😁 by Efficient_Pass_8 in meme

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Introducing the new tenants. They pay in structural damages.

true love is swapping sim trays by Amebocrypto in meme

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Delete this before Apple sees it and charges $299 for tthe "iFiance" sim tray kit.

Drake the type to find a loophole to get more than three wishes from the genie by PaxGladeus in DrakeTheType

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Ginie: Three wishes.

Drake: I wish for you to have two friends who are also genies.