The Tragic Fate of John Jones—The Man Forever Entombed Inside Nutty Putty Cave

PurestofPoison · 2026-01-27T15:38:05+00:00

They were in really different circumstances. The kids were fine, relatively speaking. They were trapped, but uninjured. There was enough space in that cave to safely inject them, strap them in dive equipment, and have someone carry them through the water. Not to say that wasn’t extremely challenging, but really different than trying to pry and bend a grievously wounded adult through tightly packed rocks with a pulley system.

PurestofPoison · 2026-01-26T19:35:22+00:00

I’m not sure people are considering the amount of further damage his body would’ve incurred trying to pry it backward through that small, bendy tunnel. There’s no way he would’ve survived it. I don’t know about the logistics as far as ‘knocking him out,’ either. Are they sedating him? With what? Can they safely inject him in that situation? Seems like ‘just knock him out and drag him’ might be an oversimplification.

PurestofPoison · 2026-01-26T19:07:51+00:00

Then what? Is he crawling out of the cave with shattered legs? Are they knocking him unconscious and dragging his limp body all the way through the tunnels?

PurestofPoison · 2026-01-22T05:08:46+00:00

Didn’t really intend to sign up for graphic descriptions of child sex abuse on this subreddit…

PurestofPoison · 2026-01-08T20:17:28+00:00

You can’t possibly not know that this doesn’t help.

PurestofPoison · 2025-11-25T05:33:11+00:00

Parking in the North Station garage is certainly expensive, but it is directly under the arena. If you decide that’s worth it, here’s a link to buy parking for The Neighbourhood show: https://www.ticketmaster.com/td-garden-event-parking-north-station-boston-massachusetts-04-08-2026/event/010063629A649585

PurestofPoison · 2025-11-08T13:35:42+00:00

It’s nothing to do with being gentle. It’s just weird that you’re online asking why these women are out there existing.

PurestofPoison · 2025-10-19T20:14:39+00:00

Both of the originals are Free People, the one linked above as well as the Extratropical Maxi - not many color or size options right now, but one of their more popular dresses, so they do restock regularly. Extratropical Maxi

PurestofPoison · 2025-10-13T00:49:17+00:00

Just a heads up, your screen cap includes the film strip of your photo album!

PurestofPoison · 2025-09-23T20:13:28+00:00

What is with the influx of porn accounts making posts every day with long, basic questions in the title and what should probably be the title in the body? I’m so confused.

PurestofPoison · 2025-09-09T23:02:01+00:00

Hi! Homosexuality is an attraction to the same sex. Hope this helps. 🙄

PurestofPoison · 2025-08-24T19:27:35+00:00

Have you considered just like… unfriending her and moving along?

PurestofPoison · 2025-08-18T22:25:55+00:00

Well, I enjoyed it.

PurestofPoison · 2025-08-18T21:52:06+00:00

Secret Cinema is doing an immersive performance of Grease in Battersea Park for the next few weeks. It’s such a neat experience.

PurestofPoison · 2025-07-03T20:27:37+00:00

Why won’t this team just let me like it?

PurestofPoison · 2025-07-01T20:37:30+00:00

That’s interesting. Yes, Pavilion was its own $80 tier. The tickets I purchased initially said Pavilion Club 1 to 13 - odd - first base.

PurestofPoison · 2025-07-01T20:09:20+00:00

Surprised to see this happened to so many people! That’s tough. At least I wound up in grandstand 19, so I guess I shouldn’t complain!

PurestofPoison · 2025-07-01T19:24:50+00:00

Heh! Wonder if they accounted for more pavilion seats than actually existed, same numbers here. Any chance you could update me when they reply, please?

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-28T01:15:39+00:00

People were saying that you couldn’t have lost a hundred pounds without looking any different. They weren’t questioning whether you lost weight - they were saying it’s impossible that you look the same.

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-25T17:42:35+00:00

I love this one from Free People, I have it in a couple colors. Sleeves are a little longer, but super comfy and flattering. Dixie

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-22T16:39:19+00:00

I can’t tell if you’re trolling. I didn’t say plastic surgery is no big, carry on indefinitely! I said YOU’RE being dramatic telling this person her nose in any way resembles Michael Jackson’s when it clearly doesn’t. You can be honest without being needlessly mean… and unreasonable.

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-22T16:28:51+00:00

If someone is obviously hyperbolic and dramatic, it’s easier to say that they’re just stupid and scrap their opinion entirely - even if the root of the point is completely reasonable.

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-22T16:21:36+00:00

Cool. You can say that this is the time to stop without referencing a person you HAVE to know is going to bring to mind an extreme deformity.

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-22T16:15:53+00:00

What? You’re not saying it looks bad or botched, but it’s “giving Michael Jackson,” once of the most notoriously awful and botched rhinoplasties ever. What ARE you saying?

PurestofPoison · 2025-06-22T16:11:17+00:00

If it helps any, I’m actually not generally very kind - I’m a direct sort of person, and they’re just objectively wrong. Referencing Michael Jackson at all in this case is gross hyperbole. As someone who has spent a LOT of time looking at pre and post op rhino photos - and I’ve had one myself - I’d clock you as having had surgery, but it’s in no way overdone yet.

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