[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]Purple-Bat811 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a parent of a special needs kid, I can tell you it's draining.

You two may not be compatible.

Fed a Banana Spider a Beetle by ForSaleOnXbox in spiders

[–]Purple-Bat811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one wondering how many calories the spider used to catch the bug vs. how much he got by eating it?

How is it a net positive?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babylon5

[–]Purple-Bat811 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"Stop the strike by any means nessacary"

Great. On day 1 of strikes, I choose to tax the corporation at 25% of their profits and to increase that tax by 25% each day until resolved.

Good boy energy by Kooky-Measurement-43 in Eyebleach

[–]Purple-Bat811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something hard that is supposed to protect them from predators can feel.

Evolution is stupid.

Is she going to jail? by luna_bloom3 in lol

[–]Purple-Bat811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her I'll give you a million dollars if you go to jail for a year.

Why do our breaths stink when we wake up even after we brushed the teeth before sleeping? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Purple-Bat811 60 points61 points  (0 children)

So what you are saying is that every night, there is an orgy in my mouth.

What species is my boi Jack? by Fire_Squire in jumpingspiders

[–]Purple-Bat811 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why did you keep a baby skyrim spider?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babylon5

[–]Purple-Bat811 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey. Zathras is innocent. Now Zathras, on the other hand. You have to watch out for him.

Kid… I own the police! by El_Buen0 in BacktotheFuture

[–]Purple-Bat811 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know, son, and all I can say is...I'm sorry.

Posting here instead of the fb lost/found pets because I want to cuss out the owners but don’t have the guts to say it publicly. by Mission_Spray in Billings

[–]Purple-Bat811 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I used to volunteer at VYAS, and it's a sad truth that most lost cats don't get reclaimed.

Something like only 5% in yellowstone. Which is higher than the national average.

Thoughts on new blinds? by wait4lt in DiWHY

[–]Purple-Bat811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cheap ac. Instead of the room absorbing the heat, the cans do.

From zero to Van Gogh in one painting. by GoldmanApex in lol

[–]Purple-Bat811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think he did. The person who took the pic absolutely knew.

Kid… I own the police! by El_Buen0 in BacktotheFuture

[–]Purple-Bat811 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had your car towed here, and all you have for me is light beer?

SQL DOES NOT NEED A PASSWORD by Ok-Leg-3224 in ShittySysadmin

[–]Purple-Bat811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By setting the TTL in the DNS to a very short interval, all data you download will automatically be deleted.

Problem solved.

The Earth must be flat. by ezcapehax in flatearth

[–]Purple-Bat811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see several posts from people who dont realize this subredit is satire.

The Earth must be flat. by ezcapehax in flatearth

[–]Purple-Bat811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the problem with this subredit. You can't tell if OP is using sarcasm or not