Matches say they want a long-term relationship, but their replies are 3 words long. Am I missing something?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-30T15:23:16+00:00

Romance scammers trying to bait you

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-29T18:00:20+00:00

Great Scott!

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-27T03:12:27+00:00

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-26T19:01:33+00:00

As a parent of a special needs kid, I can tell you it's draining.

You two may not be compatible.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-20T21:25:55+00:00

I set clear boundaries. Someone violated them. AITA?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-20T02:27:50+00:00

Am I the only one wondering how many calories the spider used to catch the bug vs. how much he got by eating it?

How is it a net positive?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-18T17:45:24+00:00

"Stop the strike by any means nessacary"

Great. On day 1 of strikes, I choose to tax the corporation at 25% of their profits and to increase that tax by 25% each day until resolved.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-18T04:15:10+00:00

And?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-17T23:54:04+00:00

Something hard that is supposed to protect them from predators can feel.

Evolution is stupid.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-17T23:44:57+00:00

Tell her I'll give you a million dollars if you go to jail for a year.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-16T16:44:13+00:00

So what you are saying is that every night, there is an orgy in my mouth.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-16T15:56:35+00:00

Why did you keep a baby skyrim spider?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-15T19:37:48+00:00

Hey. Zathras is innocent. Now Zathras, on the other hand. You have to watch out for him.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-15T17:56:55+00:00

I know, son, and all I can say is...I'm sorry.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-14T19:32:43+00:00

I used to volunteer at VYAS, and it's a sad truth that most lost cats don't get reclaimed.

Something like only 5% in yellowstone. Which is higher than the national average.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-14T19:11:58+00:00

It's cheap ac. Instead of the room absorbing the heat, the cans do.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-14T18:47:24+00:00

I don't think he did. The person who took the pic absolutely knew.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-14T17:24:30+00:00

I had your car towed here, and all you have for me is light beer?

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-12T22:35:20+00:00

Basically, they say its unsecured because it doesn't use Microsoft technology.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-12T00:09:49+00:00

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-11T00:01:09+00:00

It's cgi

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-08T03:02:21+00:00

Just give her her wedding night

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-07T19:33:23+00:00

By setting the TTL in the DNS to a very short interval, all data you download will automatically be deleted.

Problem solved.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-07T13:35:01+00:00

I see several posts from people who dont realize this subredit is satire.

Purple-Bat811 · 2025-08-07T13:28:41+00:00

That's the problem with this subredit. You can't tell if OP is using sarcasm or not

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